Been in GD?? NOBODY CAN WIN!!

[matcom]

nobody is "electable"!

NEWS FLASH: repukes will rule the whole WORLD for the next 1,000 years or until JEBUS FINALLY COMES BACK!!

Mount Doom has ERRUPTED and is leveling EVERYTHING in sight!

all the trees are gone!
the oceans are now deserts!!
the squirles are RAMPAGING!!
PORKBELLIES are ALIVE and are BREATHING and REPRODUCING!!
I am afraid suddenly of my calico CAT!!
Snicker Bars are VEGETABLES!!
BUSH WAS ELECTED!!
Dean is ANGRY!!
Clark has blue EYES!!
Sharpton's Hair Dresser was MICHAEL JACKSON!!
GEPHARDT IS IRISH!!

oh stop the INSANITY!!! :silly:

[liberalhistorian]

1. Sharpton's hairdresser

was Michael Jackson???? Oh, the horror, the horror, I can hardly bear it! Who would have thought such a thing could be possible!!! I suppose next you'll be telling us that Carol Mosely Braun was Jackson's plastic surgeon!!!!

[arcane1]

2. I see you've been in the "Rove's 2004 talking points" forum

where Dems give Rove all the ammo he'll need in 2004...

I'm doing my level best to avoid candidate threads, like the PLAGUE!!

would I be deemed mad for suggesting that people stick to positive messages about their chosen one, and leave the bashing for the repubes...?

[prolesunited]

9. Heretic!!!!

:spank:

We'll have to burn you at the stake for that one! ;-)

[rbnyc]

18. What an idea!

I hear people make this suggestion now and then. I'd love to see people put it into practice.

[arcane1]

19. good luck...

too many seem to expect a Dem Messiah to turn the whole system around in one election...

and you know how messiah-seekers are, they are notorious for only seeing ONE

[xray s]

3. It is amazing!

The lower Bush's approval ratings, the less chance we have of winning!

Methinks some mischief is afoot.

[displacedvermoter]

4. I like how you aways keep us "grounded" here at DU!

MATCOM is dating Jeremy Shockey!
Will Pitt is learning to POLKA!
Love is a BATTLEFIELD!

[matcom]

6. "Love is a BATTLEFIELD??"

DAMN!!

better get more bullets

HEY WILL, GOT SOME BULLETS FOR ME??????

:D

[VelmaD]

7. Thanks for the mental image...

of Will Pitt in lederhosen. ;-)

[Occulus]

5. Real wrath of God type stuff!

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies!
Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness- earthquakes, volcanoes!
The dead rising from the grave!
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together- MASS HYSTERIA!!

edit: if you grew up in the '80s, and you don't know where this comes from, you have my pity. Honestly. :)

[Guaranteed]

34. LOL

Oh yes Ghostbusters...that's classic Bill Murray

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. That's it...I'm going to run...

I think I can win...really I do. I used to be a hairdresser. I have green eyes. I am pretty laid back. I'm a nice mix of German, Irish, and Norwegian thrown in to keep it calm...Oh, and I have lots of military experience. I used to watch old war films with my father...

What d'ya think???

[prolesunited]

11. I would vote for you, MrsGrumpy!

You're one of my faves! :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

45. Thanks proles...

and back at ya. I'd vote for you too! :)

[proud patriot]

10. well I posted some positive stuff

but the thread died :shrug:

[proud patriot]

12. I even changed my sig line today

:evilgrin:

[prolesunited]

13. I did notice that today!

:thumbsup:

[arcane1]

15. very nice, too!

:hi:

[RobertSeattle]

14. Yep Bush is raising money just for fun!

I'm all for "NoBody-CanWin 2004"!!!!

:silly:

[Zomby Woof]

16. you're the sanest

Bu virtue of telling the truth through insanity! Amen and right on, BROTHER!!! :thumbsup:

[rbnyc]

17. Can I buy you a drink?

:toast:

You said it.

It is pretty sad, isn't it? And dangerous. When we put energy into things, they become more real. I'm really beginning to appreciate the cliche, "Worrying is like praying for something bad to happen."

Get it together folks.

[GOPisEvil]

20. GRAPE KOOL-AID WILL BE SERVED IN GD THIS EVENING!

Line up by the bathtub for your free cup.

If I thought all was lost, I'd have french-kissed my tailpipe by now.

:eyes:

[matcom]

21. YOUR TAILPIPE IS A BOY

don't ask me how i know that please x(

[Zomby Woof]

22. eat my cosmic broccoli!!!

Because Carol Mosley-Braun made me devour the Vienna Fluff popcorn sausage pie!

[GOPisEvil]

23. Did you meet my tailpipe in a dark alley in a bad neighborhood?

I can't control that thing, I tell ya!

[Zomby Woof]

24. he spread Fluff all over SOteric's yak!

It was NOT pretty! :o

[GOPisEvil]

25. That's just rude!

:o

[Zomby Woof]

26. not only rude

But surreal if you think about it! :crazy:

[GOPisEvil]

27. A flufferyakker? Yeah, that's surreal, alright.

:silly:

[Zomby Woof]

28. not to mention what he will do with the condoms!

:scared:

[GOPisEvil]

30. That is too strange for contemplation!

:scared:

[SOteric]

36. Oh I dunno.

I thought it was kind of charming the way the marshmallow bits set off the black lace of the Yak's thong.


David and the yak are in the hot-tub, soaking out the last of the fluff. I think I see the thong floating to the top.

[GOPisEvil]

37. Please...we're having a "moment" here.

;-)

[SOteric]

38. Sorry...

I parsed that as "monument" and my heart did palpitations.

[GOPisEvil]

39. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Shall I revive my old avatar? ;-)

[SOteric]

40. Every now and again, sure.

Gotta admit, though. The golf-cart is so 'you.'

[GOPisEvil]

42. I was referring to Michaelangelo's David.

The golf cart stays! It rules! :-)

After basketball season, David will return.

[SOteric]

43. Ah. Fine then.

[GOPisEvil]

44. Damn, I'm sexy!

Abs of marble! :D

[DS1]

29. Do breathing porkbellies scream when you eat them?

Inquiring minds want to know!

[Capn Sunshine]

31. GEPHARDT IS IRISH!!!?

Shit.
we ARE screwed, blued and tatooed.

[SiobhanClancy]

35. From County Hannover maybe?

He's as Irish as the Kaiser was:)

[bloom]

32. BUSH OKS NEW (mini) NUKE

http://www.nypost.com/news/worldnews/11763.htm

For me - that is the worst news of the day.

That and the fact that I didn't get into Magic Rat's LOTR. I think I would make an excellent grumpy hobbit.

But :cry: nobody loves me...

(I guess I'll go eat worms)

[Guaranteed]

33. ROFLMAO!!

GREAT post!

[JohnKleeb]

41. Gephardt is Irish? lol what a pretty name

:hi: FYI Kleeb isnt Irish, its German.