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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 05:42 PM
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I don't know what to do with all the hot, french seamen.
I mean they're cute and all, but my naval history get-together is over and they just won't take a hint.
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 05:45 PM
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1. "hot, french seamen" is there any other kind
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kixot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 06:14 PM
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2. Is that kind of like French dressing?
I prefer honey mustard or a vinigrette.
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 06:16 PM
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3. Put it on
a croissant...
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 06:24 PM
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4. um, get out of the wet spot?
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LastTime2BeFree Donating Member (114 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 06:37 PM
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5. Feed it to the lovebirds?
The swallows?
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 07:06 PM
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6. reminds me of a joke . . .
Two whales, a male and a female, were casually swimming around the north Atlantic when they spied a whaling ship.

"Let's have some fun," says the male whale. "We'll swim underneath them and blow air through our blowholes and knock 'em right into the water!"

"Aw, I don't know," says the female. "Let's just leave 'em alone."

"C'mon!" says the male, and after considerable cajoling, the female agrees.

So they swim beneath the ship and let out huge releases of air from their blowholes, upsetting the vessel and sending all of the crew into the ocean.

"Great!" says the male. "Now let's go over and eat 'em up!"

"Look," says the female, obviously annoyed. "I went along with the blowjob, but there's no way I'm eating seamen!"

ta da . . . :)
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 07:13 PM
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7. Oh my God.
You're just disgusting, you pervert.
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