REQ: If you'll be sharing Thanksgiving with Freeper relatives

[sangh0]

do me a favor, and go kick some (virtual) ass!!

Make sure to announce, loudly, "I am SO THANKFUL those Iraqis have been liberated!"

[Rainbowreflect]

1. I am meeting my sister boyfriend for the first time Thursday.

I've been told he is very conservative & I am to be nice.
I cannot believe my sister is really with a freeper.

[sangh0]

3. In that case

compliment him for having the good sense to date a real woman.


THEN express your happiness over the liberation of Iraq. :-)

[Liberal Veteran]

5. No no no.....Just during prayer say...

"Thank you Lord for allowing us to be here in our own home instead of being sent overseas to engage in the hostilities overseas and please watch over the men and women who are serving their country and do not blame them for the actions of the politicians that sent them there for false purposes."

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

6. Make sure to...

Bring some enlistment forms with you, in case he gets up a head of steam. ;evilgrin:

[neuvocat]

2. Yes.

I like that one.

[Booberdawg]

4. LOL! Maybe I will. They'll KNOW I'm being sarcastic.

But then, we love each other anyway.;)

(We just have to avoid discussions about politics)

[SheilaT]

7. Be sure to recite the following Thanksgiving prayer:

We are thankful that OUR leader isn’t the spoiled son of a powerful politician from a wealthy oil family who is supported by religious fundamentalists, operates through clandestine organizations, has no respect for the democratic electoral process, bombs innocents, and uses war to deny people their civil liberties.

(taken from Boondocks Thanksgiving Day strip 2001)

[rbnyc]

8. I bought a shirt to wear to Thanksgiving dinner.

It says, "War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Bush is Presidient."

EDIT: typo in subject line