A reminder for the bakers - don't forget to do your bagels!

[EstimatedProphet]

I really should have thought of this one hours ago...

[RevCheesehead]

1. No sex threads.

someone has to say it - might as well be me. :)

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Just because they have a hole in the middle...

:evilgrin:

[Miss Marmelstein]

2. mmmmmmmmmmmm.......

bagels.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Bagels with lox and cream cheese...mmmmmmmm

[GirlinContempt]

4. Bagels are undemocratic

Every weekend, they arrive at District and suburban emergency rooms with
>blood dripping from their injuries: upstanding citizens, often leaders in
>their fields, sometimes with their pajamas showing beneath their coats.
>
>It happened one morning to Eric Berman, head of research for the
>Democratic National Committee. He tried to hide his wound, wrapping it in
>a red kitchen towel. But when his face turned ashen, his mother-in-law
>shoved him into a cab and took him to George Washington University Medical
>Center.
>
>"When I pulled off the towel, the doctor said, 'Oh, a bagel injury.' He
>knew immediately, " Berman said of the cut he suffered while slicing his
>breakfast. How could the doctor conclude that about a patient he'd never
>seen before?
http://lalaland.cl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0274.html

[EstimatedProphet]

5. LOL! That's funny!