CanuckAmok
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Sun Jan-08-06 01:30 AM
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Cool, I lubricated my hair. |
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I was working under my truck, and managed to bring my head down exactly on the spray nozzle on a can of liquid lubricant ("Now With TEFLON!").
Nice shiny coat for me!
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Oeditpus Rex
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Sun Jan-08-06 01:36 AM
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I've gotten WD-40, Gumout, Pennzoil and Dog knows what else in my hair. I figure lithium grease might make it more manageable.
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Heidi
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Sun Jan-08-06 01:37 AM
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2. More manageable and less manic! |
Oeditpus Rex
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Sun Jan-08-06 01:52 AM
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3. Hey, I wonder if there's a Xanax transmission fluid additive |
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Make shifts smoother. :thumbsup:
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Heidi
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Sun Jan-08-06 01:53 AM
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4. Shifting gets smoother, breakdowns less frequent. |
Oeditpus Rex
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Sun Jan-08-06 02:03 AM
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Do not add Xanax to brake fluid.
"Ahhhhhh... I'll stop in a minute..."
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Heidi
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Sun Jan-08-06 02:05 AM
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8. "I can stop anytime I want." |
Oeditpus Rex
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Sun Jan-08-06 02:06 AM
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I was gonna say that and didn't for some reason. :shrug:
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Heidi
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Sun Jan-08-06 02:09 AM
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praise Haldol! Your Tourette's disorder is under control! :thumbsup:
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Sun Jan-08-06 01:53 AM
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5. Dude, your ass is going to look like Billy Zane from Titanic. |
CanuckAmok
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Sun Jan-08-06 02:16 AM
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11. My ass should be so lucky! |
Blue-Jay
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Sun Jan-08-06 01:54 AM
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6. Women love greasy guys! |
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Except for HEyHEY, obviously.
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