Why won't Will Pitt write about me?

[Pale Blue Dot]

Hell, I even MET the guy, but do you think that he would create ONE LITTLE MEASELY OLD THREAD about me? NO!!!!!

I want to know what I did to incur his stunning indifference toward me as a focus of his writing.

[DS1]

1. I've been in one of his books

:P

on edit: In fact, I am still in one of his books :P

[Pale Blue Dot]

You B*stard!

Go ahead, kick a man when he's down! I ran for office! I post drunken, self-pitying thread in the lounge - and YOU get in his book? For what - making an important and meaningful contribution to society?

I'll just be in the corner sulking....

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Maybe you just don't bitch enough?

[WilliamPitt]

4. That might be it

:evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. You see? YOU SEE?

He couldn't even mention my name in a thread created by me, about me!

[WilliamPitt]

9. Did someone say something?

[SOteric]

3. Why don't you care that I don't write about you?

I could though...

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. SOteric, I've seen your picture

and I'm too intimidated to ask you for anything.

Will Pitt, on the other hand, I've met in person....

[SOteric]

13. Intimidated...? Would it make you feel any better to know

that I'm hangin' out in an old pair of 501's and a red flannel shirt, nuzzling an 18-year-old cat?

I'm not all that fierce. ;-)

[Pale Blue Dot]

18. No, actually it makes me feel sort of funny inside...

And I have the sudden impulse to wake up my wife and tell her that I love her very, very much.

[SOteric]

23. *L*

:pals:

Go. Do. Be.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Hey waitta minute! How come you don't write about ME DAMMIT?!

[JohnKleeb]

14. NSMA never wrote about me, now I am gonna cry and eat my cookies I bought

at work. mmmmmmmmm key lime and white chocolate.

[Pale Blue Dot]

16. NSMA never writes about me either, John.

But sometimes she highjacks my threads to flirt with people other than me!

[JohnKleeb]

20. Isn't that awful

Here have a cookie, these are great!

[dweller]

33. man, i read this whole thread

and all i want is a cookie...my priorities have changed.

:)

dp

[JohnKleeb]

34. Then go to the giant and get key lime and white chocolate cookies

and if your lucky I might be the SOB who puts your bag in your car :).

[SOteric]

15. I do.

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. ?

[SOteric]

28. I'm working on a piece of poetry

which talks about the voices of wise women. One of the five women characters in the work I've modelled a in part after you in combination with some elements of the matriarch of an American Indian tribe of my acquaintance.

[Pale Blue Dot]

29. Uh-oh

I think that NSMA may just melt all over this thread....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

30. You're pulling my leg aren't you?

:D

[SOteric]

31. No. Really...

I'm not. :hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. *blush*

Cool!

[JohnKleeb]

6. I dont know Finn

:cry: He wont write about me either :(. (being sarcastic)

[leftist_rebel1569]

8. For some reason,

this makes me think...I wonder how many threads there have been made with the words "Will Pitt" in the title? I'm guessing somewhere between a lot and a lot more than a lot :P

Oh..Will Pitt's never started a thread about me. Actually...no one has, for that matter :(

Edit: So, that's what you changed your avatar to, Finnfan...I wouldn't have guessed :)

[Susang]

10. Because he's threatened by your brilliance!

It's obvious that he believes if he ignores you then no one will see your true magnificence and he can remain the one true icon of DU! :evilgrin:

[Pale Blue Dot]

11. Ah-ha!

At last I am beginning to understand. You are a wise, wise woman Susang.

Will Pitt, I am sorry that I am smarter than you and I write gooder! Can you please write about me now?

[Susang]

17. He is too afraid

Afraid that everyone will see what a pretender he is compared to you. He will lay low for now, then spring a vicious smear campaign against you when you think he's forgotten all about you. He's sneaky, that Will Pitt

[Pale Blue Dot]

19. Cool! A smear campaign!

Will it have pictures?

[Susang]

24. Only if they are incriminating

What did you two get into when you met anyway? What does he have on you? You can tell me, I promise I won't say a word. ;-)

[Pale Blue Dot]

26. I wouldn't let a man put his hands on me

unless he wrote about me first!

But I have it on excellent authority that he actually SLEPT with a fellow DUer, who he now works with!

Please don't tell anyone. You know how rumors get started.

[Susang]

27. Gasp!

Now you're gonna make him angry. And you wouldn't like Will Pitt when he's angry! :mad: :nuke: :mad: :nuke: :mad:

[WilliamPitt]

21. Sneaky like a fox

:)

[populistmom]

25. Well, Will Pitt met lots of us he didn't write about.

Me included. Besides, I don't think I have what it takes to deal with any more "writing" on my behalf anyway. Someone else write things, then I have to stay up late writing my own stuff to sort it out. I'm sure Mr. Pitt has plenty of other things to write about.