Senator Kerry left a flaming bag of dog poo on my porch this morning!

[Myra]

I know it was him!
I just...have no proof.
'Cause he rang the doorbell then ran off.
Coward!

I'm pretty sure DU is the place to report this latest
outrage from the Kerry book of dirty tricks.

:evilgrin:

[wtmusic]

1. This is a flamefest! It's flamebait!

It's full of shit!!

[WindRavenX]

2. LOL

But Kerry is too deep in a drunken stupor to do such a thing.
His campaign is over; and this Kerry supporter mourns.

[Capn Sunshine]

3. Hey , he's expressing himself

finally

[SOteric]

4. I believe you should be offering this for discussion in GD

They have the kind of keen, intellectually-honed minds to debate this bit of information in a calm and deliberate fashion.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. He ran off with both my prosthetics!

and then I had to stuff my bra with tissue!! :nuke:

[Tummler]

6. How did the culprit get away?

If he rode off on a motorcycle, it was Kerry.

If he escaped on skis, it was Dean.

If he was driving a tank, it was Clark.

If the getaway vehicle had a bumper sticker saying "I brake for sons of mill workers," it was Edwards.

If the culprit was invisible, it was Gephardt.

If the car was stopped by the police for no apparent reason less than a block from your doorstep, it was Sharpton or Moseley-Braun.

If he flew off on a magic carpet powered by Universal PeaceLove, it was Kucinich.

If none of those was the case, it's safe to blame Lieberman. :)

[Fleshdancer]

7. Question...

If a son of a mill worker is in a getaway vehicle with the bumper sticker that says "I brake for sons of mill workers", then does he actually get away?

[newyawker99]

8. Hi Tummler!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Scott Lee]

9. Fitting - since that's all he has to throw at Dean

There. DING DONG. Now stomp that one out.

a'ight.