Kids say the darnedest things

[radfringe]

stopped at the grocery store on my way home from work yesterday.

standing outside the store was a little girl (around 4-5 yrs old) and her grandma. The grandma was chatting with some other people, and the little girl was holding a yellow fluffy puppy (around 9-12 weeks old).

The puppy was wrapped in a blanket, so all I could see was it's head.
I stopped and gave the puppy a pet, told the little girl it was very adorable. the puppy looked like a lab or golden retreiver, but I wasn't sure

so I asked the little girl what kind of puppy was it..

she looked at me a bit puzzled and say "he's yellow"...

BWAAA-HAAA-HAAAA

(Grandma piped up and said it was a golden mix...)

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. Thats cute !

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. That is so cute. heeheehee. A couple of years ago on Halloween

a little boy came up to our door dressed as a devil. He must have been 3 or 4. I asked,"Are you a little devil", and he looked up at me in all earnestness and said,"No, I'm Joey..." We still crack up over that. :)

[marzipanni]

4. Yes, I think most kids could honestly say, "I'm frank",

('cept they prolly don't know what that means ;) )

When my son, Will, was 3 we were motoring around Rhode Island on our vacation when he said, "I have to go to the bathroom!". My husband pulled into the next gas station where we were informed that the restrooms were not for public use, but we could go across the huge intersection to Dunkin' Donuts,and use their's.
I decided to walk across the street with Will and we made a beeline for the restroom at Dunkin' Donuts. Mission accomplished, as we tried to slip unnoticed toward the door, the nice lady at the counter looked down at Will and said, "Are you going to choose a donut, now?". He piped up in a clear, loud voice, "No, I came here because I had to go poo-poo!". A few people sitting around almost spewed their coffee upon hearing this.
I didn't want donuts, but bought some anyway!

[chefgirl]

3. LOL....that's a classic

"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part"
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

-chef-

[Ellen Forradalom]

5. My four-year-old

told his friend the other day over lunch that his daddy likes to watch the naked girl channel. "Oh really?" I said. "Tell me more." Thing is, we only have basic cable, so we have no idea what channel he's talking about.