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FVZA_Colonel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:04 PM Original message |
Chuck Norris Responds |
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Dave Reynolds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:18 PM Response to Original message |
1. You betcha, Chuckie. |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:23 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Yer just BEGGIN' for a roundhouse kick to the face, buster. |
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Dave Reynolds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:33 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. I beg, I plead, |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:23 PM Response to Original message |
3. If Chuck Norris had responded with a roundhouse kick, |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:24 PM Response to Original message |
4. At least he took it in good humor |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
5. Chuck Norris |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-09-06 11:29 PM Response to Original message |
6. When God said "Let their be light," Chuck Norris said "Say please." |
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WillParkinson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 06:12 AM Response to Reply #6 |
16. HEHEHEHE |
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SlavesandBulldozers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
8. It is rumored that Chuck Norris' beard contains healing powers. |
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 12:25 AM Response to Original message |
9. I heard that when Chuck Norris was a teenager... |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 12:31 AM Response to Original message |
10. Chuck Norris can eat 28 lbs of Velveeta in a single sitting. |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
11. I wish Bruce Lee were around to Kick chuck's ass. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 02:28 PM Response to Reply #11 |
32. Hehehe. That battle will rage for eternity, I guess |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 03:02 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Joe Pepsicoe was the main villian in a chuck norris movie |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 08:39 PM Response to Reply #33 |
42. And Chuck Norris was the main villian in a Bruce Lee film |
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DanCa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 09:10 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. and so on and so on and scobby dobbie dobbie :D Lol |
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TX-RAT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 05:50 PM Response to Reply #11 |
37. he already did |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 12:34 AM Response to Original message |
12. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. |
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TheMightyFavog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 02:46 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Indeed. |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 04:54 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. LMAO! |
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SlavesandBulldozers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 03:49 PM Response to Reply #12 |
35. lolz |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 04:32 AM Response to Original message |
14. Chuck Norris has the power to go back in time and ... |
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cleofus1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 06:22 AM Response to Original message |
17. damn |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 06:50 AM Response to Original message |
18. Chuck Norris sees no Evil |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 06:55 AM Response to Original message |
19. Here's a Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 06:58 AM Response to Original message |
20. Chuck Norris owns the patent to gravity |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 08:28 AM Response to Original message |
21. Walker, Texas Corpse. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 08:33 AM Response to Original message |
22. Okay-what is this all about? |
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FVZA_Colonel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 11:34 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Pretty much, but I guess it's become an even bigger internet fad. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 05:52 PM Response to Reply #24 |
38. Though it's from the same website... |
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Brewman_Jax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 08:53 AM Response to Original message |
23. A whiff of Chuck Norris' boots cures cancer |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
25. I heard that Cool Hand Luke could eat 50 eggs, but Chuck Norris ate 55 |
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Hobarticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 12:03 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Chuck Norris sucks eggs right out of chicken's butts |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
27. Chuck Norris: the internet age's Bill Brasky? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
28. Chuck Norris knows how to cure AIDS....... |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
29. Evolution is a myth. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 03:05 PM Response to Reply #29 |
34. So he's the mythical being in the whole Intelligent Design theory |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
30. Chuck Norris can tell the brazilian joke backwards in Latin |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 02:12 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Okay, that's hillarious! nt. |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 03:54 PM Response to Reply #30 |
36. And In Anagrams In Sanskrit |
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WeRQ4U (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
39. Jesus actually wanted to do the rapture 15 years ago.......... |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
40. You foolish mortals! |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 09:15 PM Response to Reply #40 |
45. You have the funniest post written by a dead man in this thread. |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
41. If Chuck Norris is late, TIME better slow the f*** down |
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tarkus (780 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 08:55 PM Response to Original message |
43. His response is actually as hilarious as the facts. |
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NNadir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
46. Here's a good list. |
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General Zod (652 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
47. Who is this " Chuck Norris" that you speak of? |
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ragin_acadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-10-06 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
48. Chuck Norris's mullet is a blackbelt. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-11-06 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
49. Chuck Norris once gave God a roundhouse kick |
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