9 o'clock on the DU definitely definitely time to CAPTION...suuure

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. I'd like to caption, but I can't stop laughing!

:D

[underpants]

2. Definitely definitely too funny...........

I lost it when I ran across that photo. Now you tell me the press corps aren't TRYING to get those shots.

[Drifter]

3. Does he ever ...

NOT look like an idiot.

You can go through 8 years of Clinton and not find as many stupid pictures as AWOL seems to produce each month.

Cheers
Drifter

[Bossy Monkey]

4. HEEE-eeeeeeeeeeeeere's green leafy vegetables!

What is that thing? What's he doing? What's he think he's doing? What's the real caption?

[underpants]

6. You realize a large group of people paid $2K for a hot dog and watch him

U. S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) attends a Bush-Cheney 2004 fundraiser at the Arizona Biltmore Hotel in Phoenix, Arizona, November 25, 2003. The president is also in Phoenix to praise the U.S. Congress in passing Medicare reform legislation providing prescription drug coverage to senior citizens. REUTERS/Larry Downing

[Bossy Monkey]

11. At least now we know who Glen Campbell was drinking with n/t

[underpants]

12. Yep they were both in Phoenix

:bounce:

[cosmicdot]

14. did McCain and Shadegg show up - they voted w/Democrats

McCain maybe
but goose-step Shadegg??? -- shocking!

Medicare deformation vote:
220 to 215 in House
54 to 44 in Senate

Selection 2000
5 to 4 on the Supreme Court

16 people's votes

[underpants]

5. 48 stars...definitiely definitely 48 stars.......uh huh........suuuure

:bounce:

[kmla]

7. Hey, President Rain Main, how large is the deficit?

...About a hundred dollars. Yeah, definitely, a hundred dollars...

[TacticalPeek]

8. Pull my fnger, and watch this plant wilt.

[kodi]

9. "okay, what's the opening bid for this brand new iraqi flag"

"$87Billion going once, going twice, sold to the american suckers, er PEOPLE, american people over there."

".....and as a special offer to our best customers, we have a bunch of travel tubes in the back, used only once."

[GOPisEvil]

10. You think life sucks now, wait until I get my 4 more years!

x(

[Richardo]

13. "If you believe in Saddam and 9/11; the Patriot Act & anything I say...

...you might be a redneck."

[cosmicdot]

15. The PA system: paging XNASA, XNASA George has something for you

this caption is reserved for XNASA

[XNASA]

22. Damn! TacticalPeak beat me to it.

But here goes, I'll give it a shot.

w* sez: "What casualties? The only casualty around here is gonna be you! After you pull my finger."

[cosmicdot]

23. woo-hoo

:bounce:

[curse10]

16. Is that a real picture?

LMAO

[peekaloo]

19. reminds me of Yul Brynner in 'WestWorld' when he short circuited

The green leafy thingie seems disinterested.

[underpants]

21. Yep

Untouched by my hands. This convinces me that Yahoo is trying to make him look like an idiot (not too hard to do) are else they wouldn't have published that.

[cosmicdot]

17. prior to showing up at the exclusive Biltmore resort, a mock session

was held at the exclusive Mayo Clinic in neighboring Scottdale to tweak *'s meds and to perform his annual colonoscopy ...

[Nailzberg]

18. No dog, you da man.

[peekaloo]

20. For a man of high moral standing and a true believer in Christianity

I sure have fucking lied and decieved a whole lot of you! Yessirreee Bob! BooYah!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

24. *, doing a very bad John Wayne impresionation...

Let me tell ya, pilgrim. Back in my day Presidents never had to share the stage with plants. Yeeahh, haw, haaaw.

[guitar man]

25. My good friend Rush stopped by

right before I came out,and well,.......you know Rush.. and,uh.......that's why I might be acting a little goofy today.......

[montana_hazeleyes]

26. "C'mon Dick, give those strings a little slack."

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