Despite living in a world with the greatest technology & scientists...

[LynneSin]

...they still can't fix it so idiots don't burn their damn microwave popcorn

:puke:

Edit note: Figured I'd switch it to world since damnit, you'd think the Japanese would have figured it out!

[Loonman]

1. Yep, I work in an office too

I wonder how most of these people manage to get to work without being hit by a bus.

[LynneSin]

2. I needed that loon!

Seriously, it takes exactly 2:33 for a bag of popcorn to microwave - STAND BY THE DAMN MICROWAVE AND WAIT TIL IT'S DONE

That way, if the bag stops popping around 2:20 you can open the microwave and take the damn stuff out before it annoys the hell out of everyone else!

[Loonman]

3. One of these days

We need a "clueless" office co-workers thread. I mean someday because it's like 4(est) now.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. Actually, the Japanese don't do it by design.

It's part of their plan to take over the world. They want you to burn your popcorn.