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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 11:12 AM
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A public service announcement:
As seen on: http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/

A friend who worked as an EMT while getting her RN told me that at least once every month she and her crew would pull a dead dude out of a wrecked car with an Accujack clamped on his dick. That’s an automatic masturbater that you can plug into the cigarette lighter.
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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 02:37 PM
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1. ...
:yoiks:
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 02:38 PM
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2. Don't drink and...
... just don't.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 02:39 PM
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3. Bullshit
If guys had Accujacks, they wouldn't need to actually go anywhere
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 02:42 PM
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6. Nor could we.
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 02:40 PM
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4. I worked as triage nurse
for years..... I have seen some very interesting things....
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 02:42 PM
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5. umm
removed from gene pool

CB
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 04:37 PM
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7. warning....
do not go to Google, enter the name of the device, and click "im feeling lucky"
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 07:58 PM
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10. Oh it's only a sex site!
I was afraid I was going to see pictures of corpses with the damn things attached to them!
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 04:41 PM
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8. So, are you saying that these devices may be more dangerous
to use while driving than a cell phone?
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bloom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-11-06 05:43 PM
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9. Not only that...
the news avoids mentioning the problem.



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