I'm in the mood for a caption..................

[CatWoman]

[wysimdnwyg]

1. It's alright

I'm sure you'll find some other way to pay for your prescriptions after this Medicare bill kicks in.

[underpants]

2. Gosh Mom I can't believe you made it here

:bounce:

[Terran]

3. "If I play my cards right..."

I'll get into this chick's pants in NO time! Chicks dig a sensitive, supportive man...yeah, RIGHT, haw!

[peterh]

4. Ignorance is bliss….

:puke: I need another drink after that

[maxanne]

5. "It's all right, ma'am

I'll make sure we send a case of catfood to you in your new home, under the bridge."

[underpants]

7. They're only bleeding

A small change on the Dylan song

[Drifter]

6. She is thinking ....

Who the fuck are you ? ... I thought Clinton was President.

Cheers
Drifter

[cosmicdot]

8. W: well, you could pawn off some that jewelry you're wearing ...

... it's obvious you have money to spend ... that's not exactly a rag you're wearing ... turn off the Home Shopping Network ... sell off all your possessions ... ever hear of a yard sale? Geesh, didn't your parents live through the Great Depression? didn't they teach you anything about making do with little to nothing ... now, quit your griping and climb up into those bleachers for the photo op ...

[ThomWV]

9. Headline: President mistakes woman on street for Vice President

.

[CatWoman]

10. Dubya is thinking

"Easy now, Grandma. No funny stuff. Is that a gun in your purse, or are you just glad to see me?"

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. We are so sorry for your loss. Surely you have another grandson

we can send off on our next war?