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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 02:01 AM
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Pregnant ladies WOULD be sexy if they weren't carrying
Edited on Fri Jan-13-06 02:02 AM by Rabrrrrrr
something that's just gonna ruin my dining experience 9 months - 18 years from now.

It's just a sign that there is no point in the future, even into the far future, in which I will be able to dine in peace...

:cry:









I'm such a bastard. :7 :D :P
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 04:05 AM
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1. Good heavens, man! Have you never heard of the Sound Proof Baby Box?
Hours of quiet dining enjoyment can be yours with the Sound Proof Baby Box.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 05:54 AM
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2. Ah, yes, the closet.
It worked very well in our house.

I loved the closet.

Child and family services never found out. The child has an odd twitch when she gets her coat in the morning, but other than that.... she's okay.

Really.
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 06:29 AM
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3. If She's Pregnant, She's No Lady! (Rimshot)
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Tip your server.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 07:09 AM
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4. LOL!
:rofl:

That's awful.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 07:15 AM
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5. LMAO!!
YES!!

fucking selfish of them I say!! :bounce:

:thumbsup:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-13-06 07:49 AM
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6. Pregnant ladies WOULD be sexy
if they would stop showing up at my door with Paternity Papers...

:rofl:

RL
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