GREAT Bush Joke!!

[Kalisiin]

Credit Blogger Hanson, this shows up in today's Blog Box, and is worth seeing, even if you don't read the rest of the Blog Box...
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After numerous repetitions of "We don't know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA. With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI6 for help. Within a minute MI6 cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

[Ariana Celeste]

1. lol! that's one I haven't seen yet

thanks for posting, and welcome to DU! :hi:

[Beall]

2. HYSTERICAL

That is great! I think i am going to tell that joke to all of my republican friends

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

11. I just told it to one of mine...

She didn't get it.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. Welcome to DU.

[bigwillq]

3. That's great!!!

:bounce:

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[xmas74]

4. Welcome to DU!

Thank goodness it wasn't the Brazillion joke!

[graywarrior]

5. Finally, something to replace the brazilian joke.

[SocalismforAmerica]

6. Bush is a joke.

[Initech]

7. Great one!

:rofl:

[britpopper]

8. Dang that's good...

And unfortunately, could be very accurate...

[WeRQ4U]

9. Awesome.

Thanks for that.

[SKKY]

10. Brilliant!! And welcomed to DU. I hope you'll stick around....

...and with jokes like those, you definitely belong here!

[Kalisiin]

12. Thanks!

I got a lot more Bush jokes, but some of them probably can't be told here, because, according to the rules of DU, they would skate too close to the edge of the rules. I'm not quite sure just how fussy the Admins are about the rules.
But thanks for the welcome.

I'll have to review my file of Bush jokes and see what I can put up here. But, you should know, that joke wasn't mine, I just posted it here, and gave full credit where it belongs.

[Blue-Jay]

13. Go ahead. Post one.

The only people who would mind are the idiot republican trash who constantly troll this site.

Please. Go ahead. Post a funny Bush joke that makes him look like the retarded monkey that he is. Post a joke that'll make us laugh about his fuckstick redneck supporters. It'll be HILARIOUS!

[uppityperson]

15. Post one, try it and see

Rule #1 is you cannot threaten Mr.bush or any president. Other than that, let's see what you have.

[Kalisiin]

16. That Is Exactly The Problem

Most of my Bush jokes would violate that rule. Or could be misinterpreted as doing so.