Have you been to GD today?

[FuriousMNDem]

If not, you are almost as uninformed as Chimpy!

Here’s a recap:

• Democrats need hackers because they’re wimpy
  
• Neil Bush raped a dead woman
  
• Pompous Communist Dean (who lied at the debate) should be Surgeon General because he’s not really all that anti-war and he’s unelectable and can’t take the heat
  
• Clark would make a good Vice President, even though he’s our only hope for President and he’s the Democrats’ Ronald Reagan
  
• Left-wingers are atrocious
  
• Bush (who is President until 2008) is a misunpronounciator and is having problems with moderates, but he’s also the master of the US media
  
• Ah-nuld is a hypocrite
  
• Hillary 2008!
  
• The Bible is a girl
  
• Rush says he should be arrested
  

[edzontar]

1. Stop by I/P-where Italian Fascists are great heroes...

And eloquent defenders of Israel.

Maybe it is the time of year....who knows?

[Richardo]

2. Thanks for that cogent update...that about covers it.

Now when does the bar open around here?

[UrbScotty]

5. Just break in to the bar! MATCOM won't mind.

[Blue-Jay]

3. Hahahahaha!

Well done! C&P your summation every day for the next six months, and it'll still be correct.

[prolesunited]

4. Hey, I tried to start one

dealing with racism and the issue of cops targeting brown-skinned drivers and everyone ignored it. :cry:

[felonious thunk]

6. You didn't insult a Dem candidate

You should have put at the end that you heard that Dean dodged the WWII draft or that Clark killed a guy with a potato gun.