HEY SKITTLES! I MAY NEED A LITTLE HELP!

[trof]

BECAUSE THERE MAY BE JUST A LITTLE MORE ASS IN HERE THAT'S ITCHIN' FOR A KICKIN' THAN I CAN PERSONALLY HANDLE BEFORE SUPPER.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=457852&mesg_id=457852

Jesus H. Christ, people.
Look...almost every morning I get this e-mail from Morford called The Morning Fix and today he talked about some of the things he was thankful for (how appropriate, I thought) and one of the writers he liked was Will Pitt and so I thought I'd share it with you.
Read the whole goddam article. It ain't all Will Pitt and I'm not a Will Pitt "stroker", which sounds lewd and obscene anyway <blush>. I like him OK, but I'm not Will's best bud or a member of his fan club.

I thought the "Morford loves Pitt" subject line was juvenile enough to be cutesy, like something Tom would carve about Becky on the old sycamore tree. Sheesh. Screw this. Maybe I won't try cutesy anymore. Whatever.

If it's been posted here before, I missed it. So sue me. Hit alert and call in the Mods.

Oh...and lighten up...a LOT! This ain't effing GD.



Back off and piss off.

And a very Happy Thanksgiving to all.
:wtf:

update: Well, at least you ninnies got me into the "Locked Thread Hall of Fame". I guess I have to thank you for that.
;-)
edited under protest

[WilliamPitt]

1. Thanks, trof

Me, Al Franken, John Kerry, Molly Ivins, Paul Krugman and several others will toast you next Thursday.

:evilgrin:

[trof]

5. Do me a favor, please?

If Molly Ivins is there, give her a big wet kiss on the mouth from me?
If Miz t. ever leaves me I am AFTER Molly.
Funny AND smart just turns me on!

[oneighty]

2. Hey Trof

I help you I guess. Where you been?

180

[trof]

4. Hey Ed.

Thanks.
Been up in Boston for a week, playing with my grandson.
It's nice to be missed.

[WilliamPitt]

7. YOU'VE BEEN IN BOSTON!???!!???

:grr:

NOW you tell me.

[trof]

10. Mea culpa, mea culpa,

mea maxima culpa.
Apologies.
I know we have a bunch of DUers there, but every time I go up I'm so wrapped up in being with my daughter and son-in-law and grandson Jack there doesn't seem to be time for anything else.

Next time, I promise, I'll put the word out and maybe we can gather at that place in Cambridge.

BTW, there's a little seafood restaurant/market in Melrose called Turners that's worth the trip.

[oneighty]

8. Thought so!

I went looking for you a week or so back. You vanished! Welcome home.
Ed

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Will is responsible for other people's belonging issues in life.

I am thankful that he will one day get the death penalty for it. <sarcasm on>

[msmcghee]

6. I nominate this for the DU . .

. . most unintelligible headline award.

:eyes:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. Thanks I never win anything. I feel lucky.

[trof]

11. "belonging issue"

I think I get it. Like "cliques" and "ins" and "outs"?
Fan clubs and cheering squads?
Yep, it's all Will's fault.

[WilliamPitt]

14. All they need to do

is join the club. Problem solved.

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. Yep ..you got it

since you got it does that mean I won't win a prize now?

[Skittles]

12. I am thankful to William Rivers Pitt too !

not only did I find the DU because of him, I have met him and he is a pretty cool dude ! He not only signed my book, he READ AN EXCERPT FROM IT IN A BAR. Oh I just ate it up ! :thumbsup:

hey trof - did 180 find you? He was looking for you the other day. Oh, I see you connected earlier in this thread. :)

[trof]

13. SO...DID YOU READ THE OTHER THREAD?

AND ARE YOU UP FOR AN ASS KICK?
sign me:
LARGE AND IN CHARGE!
<hee>
;-)