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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:11 PM
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M.A.T.C.O.M. Pardon's A TURKEY For The Holiday!!
:bounce:

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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:12 PM
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1. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
That turkey will have to searach ALLLLL DAY to find what it's looking for! :evilgrin:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:13 PM
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3. LOL. its the Head Positioning I Tell You!!
NOTHING more





REALLY!! :D
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:13 PM
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2. Looks to me like GOPisEvil
may have pardoned that turkey first.

And then set her up in a small apartment on the outskirts of town.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:18 PM
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6. Her name is Lola
she is a Showgirl :P
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:13 PM
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4. I thought sex threads were verboten????
Is that a turkey or was he really really really glad to see you???
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:16 PM
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5. ssssshhhhhhhh
Skinner can never know :P
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:18 PM
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7. All I can say is...you're a True Christian,
and God loves you.
Yes He does.
;-)
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:26 PM
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8. GOPisEvil has finally discovered the Texas dating scene
Love the one you're with, and all that. :evilgrin:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:39 PM
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9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
That is a classic!!!!!

:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:40 PM
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10. HEY!! you playin' GTA III yet???
are you??? huh?huh?huh?

:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:42 PM
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11. Not yet. Just got home from the gym.
As soon as the traffic dies down, I'm heading out! :bounce:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:43 PM
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12. the gym???
THE GYM????

whilst YOU were at the GYM, i was getting cyber-laid via my DAMNED XBOX!!!!

:bounce:

:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:44 PM
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13. I have to work off the aggression of XBOX sex being all I get!
Except the turkey, that is. :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:49 PM
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14. i might recommend you also rent that bikini volleyball thingy
i hear the game is STUPID but the babes are cyberlicious! :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:49 PM
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16. I used to like to play against the women in the Tiger Woods game!
:bounce:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 07:46 PM
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23. I have the 2001 version
EA Sports of course.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 08:03 PM
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24. 2004 KICKS ASS!
:bounce:

FAR superior!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:49 PM
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15. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EXCELLENT!!!

ROFL!!!!!!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:50 PM
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17. he certainly looks like he is ENJOYING it!
:D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:51 PM
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19. Gobble, gobble. gobble
:D
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 06:50 PM
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18. PARDON THE TURKEY
BBQ the YAK!

BBQ Yak Directly eating after opened.
Shelf Life£º 6 months in normal temperature




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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 07:05 PM
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20. woohoo!
BBQ yak!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 07:07 PM
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21. heh heh
At least the turkey is treating you better than a fake cop would.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-26-03 07:24 PM
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22. hey!! that fake cop treated me pretty DAMNED GOOD!!
and even bought me dinner afterwards! :P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-27-03 10:32 AM
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25. kick for turkeyday
:D
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