hahaha! Canadian company making a GW Bush lawn ornament!

[Lisa]

A couple of years ago, they started making a Jean Chretien garden gnome that was a huge success. I'm glad to see they're branching out a bit.


(scroll down a bit)

http://www.castartstudios.com/humorous.htm

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. The neighbor's dog left some Bush lawn ornaments in my yard this AM

I am going to return them by lighting them on their porch.

[matcom]

2. ACK!! ALL my tomatoes would die!

[salinen]

3. It's not fair

that my dog gets to spray piss in his face, and I don't.

[matcom]

4. piss on him all you want!

that is what *I* would do with that hiddeous thing :P

[Kellanved]

6. or send it to the Queen

Last I heard is that she's redoing parts of her garden.

[Bozola]

14. The manufacturer's caption suggests just that

Considering their intended purpose, i.e., Dubya statuettes for the DU crowd, these guys did pretty well.




Dressed in traditional Texan presidential attire and snacking on his favorite snack; pretzels, George W. is pictured here contemplating life from the comfort of an armchair. Democrats and Republicans alike will appreciate this garden statue of the Prez., the only difference being in the relative placement locations. Republicans will perhaps look for a nice spot, high up overlooking their presidential lawns, whilst Democrats might prefer to half bury him in the compost or convince their dogs that they have been given their very own fire-hydrant for personal doggy use.

[peekaloo]

15. ha! "snacking on pretzels"

shouldn't the statue be lying on its side?

[blondeatlast]

16. I won't tell if you won't . . .

It keeps the rodents away. My dad did that in his backyard and it worked great.

[democracyindanger]

5. But then

you'd have actual rotten tomatoes to throw at it.

[phgnome]

7. GWB gnomes!?!!

Would these be considered white house gnomes, then?

[Darth_Kitten]

8. Canadians are such wacky people...

:evilgrin: snort. ;)

[Lady Freedom]

9. They would make more...

if they would make GW punching bags.

[Say_What]

10. If you can't get the lawn ornament, perhaps a war profiteer deck of cards

will suffice. I ordered 5 of these decks to pass out as Christmas gifts.

http://www.warprofiteers.com/

[BringEmOn]

11. Planet Idiot

[BringEmOn]

12. Flying Monkey

[Bozola]

13. Reminds me of the Feb-03 Seattle protests