Women needed to test orgasm machine - really

[rumguy]

May get locked as a sex thread, but it is funny.

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Living/reuters20031126_346.html

[Code_Name_D]

1. Oh no! Is this the end of humanity?

I mean, if they can have an orgasem at the press of a button, then why would they put up with the toilet seat being left up?

[Melsky]

2. What they really need to invent

a toilet that puts the seat down by itself. Actually, I am not really that bothered by it being left up just as long as they don't pee on the seat!

[Jonte_1979]

3. I like getting tested

:evilgrin:

[Paragon]

4. They call me the Orgasm Machine

I resent the profiting off my good name. :silly:

[Kat45]

5. Where do I sign up?

At least that was my first reaction. Then I read the article. No way they're going to insert things in my spine! Eeeeew!

[RainDog]

6. orgasmatron

puleeeze. 22,000 for an orgasm?

I already know an "implanted device" that can do it, and if you can teach him to make coffee in the morning, that sounds like heaven.

[Code_Name_D]

12. Maybe she could get guys to pay for it.

They buy her beer for her, right? Why not get one with a coin slot. :evilgrin:

[OneBlueSky]

17. Woody Allen should be proud . . .

his vision is becoming reality . . . who'da thunk it . . .

[corarose]

7. Why don't they get Pickles to test it

She looks like she hasn't had one of those in years.

[rumguy]

8. ashcroft needs it implanted in his spine too...

has he ever had an orgasm?

[alfredo]

18. When the Patriot act was signed. N/T

[Lady Freedom]

9. As I have said before...

nothing will replace the feel and smell of a red blooded man.

[populistmom]

11. True

Very true and one needs hugs as well.

[populistmom]

10. It's tempting, but...

look what it did to the woman who had none in four years. As a women of normal (or more than normal) functioning ability, I'd be afraid I'd never want to leave if I had something like that.

[wyldwolf]

13. Here is another simpler one...

http://www.slightesttouch.com/index2.html

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_831998.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife

[wyldwolf]

14. ...and on the flip side...

Women plagued by 200 orgasms a day

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_839283.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife

[Feanorcurufinwe]

15. I object to being called 'a machine'.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. 22,000????Shit I'll help women with that for half that!!!