I Hate Britney Spears

[skibunny4dean]

Am I the only one? She has no talent, she has fake boobs (which I will have someday, but until then...), she is dumb, and she's a W supporter. Again, am I the only one who hates her?

I prefer Christina

[rumguy]

1. to quote eminem in rapping about brit

"what is this bitch retarded? Give me back my sixteen dollars"

[Atman]

2. I don't think her boobs are fake

but she IS a talentless, stupid, stupid girl. But dear God is she nice to look at! Just shut the hell up and lip sync some GOOD music!

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. She sucks...

So does Christina Aguilera, though. I don't necessarily HATE her...I'm just not able to make myself very enthusiastic about her. (And why in the name of all that's unholy would you WANT fake breasts? Some long-repressed desire to have two misshapen, unnatural-looking plasticene orbs on your chest?)

[absyntheNsugar]

4. Not into any of the pop stars...

Gimmie style and class anyday...gimme Jeanene Garafolo, Julia Stiles or Helena Bonham Carter.

[Catch22Dem]

5. You lost me at Helena

EWWWWWWW! That bitch needs to EAT!!!

[absyntheNsugar]

10. Sigh...it's not really her body

It's her lips...and watching those lips utter the lines of Ophelia with such passion....
Sigh....

[Atman]

6. Janeane Garafolo is HOT

I know, I know...but I love smart women.

That's why I could never be a republican. Who would I date?

[Catch22Dem]

7. Maybe she can't sing, and maybe she supports Bush, but...

Gawd DAMN!!!

[skibunny4dean]

9. Pssh..

I AM SEXIER THAN THAT!! LOL :)

[Catch22Dem]

15. Sheeeeeeeeit

Girl, you best put yer money where yer mouth is. LOL. I'm kidding.

Now, Gwen Stafani is the bestest. If any DUers look like Gwen, please hold me back!

[parasim]

35. Can't argue with that...

(checked out your blog)

[hippiechick]

13. A good photoshop/airbrush could make Ma Bush look like that ...

.... so what's with the drool ?
She's not REAL...

[BringEmOn]

34. You're right

Can't believe I did this. Excuse me while I throw up.

[LewisJackson]

40. ........

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

Oh, dear god, everything hurts....

[latebloomer]

20. Hot Pic

But she's still a vapid talentless airhead!

I think the thing that really bothers me is how men (including my husband) can think a brainless twit is sexy cause she's got a hot bod! Like "yeah, so what if she's totally inane and asinine, I'd do her!"

Maybe it's because women are attracted to men and immediately think of walking down the aisle-- for which you would need someone smart and funny and on the same wavelength as you-- as opposed to men, who meet a woman they're attracted to and immediately think, "Wonder if I could fuck her tonight?".

[kanrok]

37. Seriously

How can anyone hate this?

[mw]

8. Britney is a female version of the corporate-created boy band

Like the Monkees or NSync of music, or Jay Leno of late night, or George Bush of presidents:

Very little talent, just taught a few dance moves and how to lip sync, and then paraded in front of the cameras.

No deep-down genuine talent.

[hippiechick]

11. She makes me cringe

A Role Model/Teen Idol ? For my daughter ?
Oh HELL no.
As if teenage girls don't have enough to deal with.

I'm sure posters will flame me in support of Britney's 'empowerment'
of young women but I'm sorry - I'd rather be empowered with a PhD
and by helping people on the street than by making soft-porn MTV videos in my underwear.

She's a bimbo and her handlers cashing in on the American Male's general fixation on brainless, skinny blonde blow up dolls, and the American Female's culturally ingrained need to 'be in style'.

Flame me if you will but this is my opinion.


:hippie:

[latebloomer]

21. No flames here!

Empowerment? That's rich. A Barbie doll is more empowered.

[moz4prez]

41. aye

a desk lamp is more empowered than Broccoli Spears, and probably higher in the wattage dept too.

[rumguy]

12. I have a feeling she's gonna get real ugly as she gets older....

she's has that over-ripe fruit look to her...sweet now, but gonna go bad real quick...

[absyntheNsugar]

14. Youre right

Britney w/o makeup already looks haglike.

No chance of a Geena Davis miracle there at all.

[latebloomer]

22. Oooh, Geena Davis!

Now, if anyone could turn me bi, she'd be up there.

[bluestateguy]

16. I am partial to her

Truth is, she is not very political. She is also on the NRA's "blacklist", so she can't be all that right-wing, and the religious right wants nothing to do with her, believing that she has somehow "corrupted" the morals of young girls.

People once said the same things about Madonna 20 years ago, but she transitoned nicely from bubble gum-popster to major star. While I don't think she is as talented as Madonna, I think she is worth listening to, but maybe not buying her albums. I vehemently disagree with her stance on file-sharing.

Anyway, I think many 21 year old women would behave the way she does if they had her kind of money. Hell, I knew some that behaved that way and DID NOT have a lot of money.

[1a2b3c]

17. i lean towards christina too

But only with her blonde hair. Britney is hot though. Fake boobs suck but spears has a rockin little body.

[skibunny4dean]

18. Christina is my frickin IDOL

She's my role model in ways... she rules.

[kixot]

19. AMEN!!!!

I hate that skanky trailer trash queen with my every fiber.

Christina on the other hand... rowwwwwrrrrrr.

[1a2b3c]

23. Christina is the skinnier one

Britney has the phat ass, a very important quality in a woman. (femenist im sorry)

[ironflange]

38. At least Xtina can sing, good pipes on that gal

Britney has only ever been able to sort of moan through a song.

[stanwyck]

24. I saw her on a SNL rerun

and was totally shocked by her lack of talent. She's a fair dancer and singer. Could make a living as an exotic dancer. But, she's no Annie Lennox. Deborah Harry. Linda Ronstadt. Natalie Merchant. Sheryl Crow. Christine McVie. Chrysse Hynde. Etta James. Bonnie Raitt. Stevie Nicks. Janis Joplin. Aretha Franklin. Michelle Branch. or Pink.

[skibunny4dean]

25. Chrysse Hynde can suck it

For letting Limbaugh use her song :(

[stanwyck]

31. Did she "let" him

or was "Ohio" in the public domain? I'm hoping so...hate to think she let Rush use it.

[LincolnMcGrath]

32. PD

She did say she didn`t mind though. Or so I heard

[mrbill]

33. there's not much chrissie can do about it........

wouldn't matter if she complained, since radio stations and networks pay umbrella licensing fees to royalties collection agencies that allow them to use whatever music they choose.

the artist usually has no choice in the matter.

[kixot]

27. I'd pay $50 to see Pink open some whupass on Britney, PPV

That would so kick ass. Pink would romp that stuckup bitch!

[stanwyck]

30. I'd pay $100

get it going. We'll rake in the money.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

26. Britney is pretty useless

Her music sucks, and as you said, she's a Duh-bya sheep.

[LincolnMcGrath]

28. fake boobs (which I will have someday

Why?

[wyldwolf]

29. Not a BIG Britney fan here but...

...after just now reading her album was #1, I KNEW there would be a thread about her in the lounge.

15 minutes extended...

[Kat 333]

36. Nope ...

you're not the only one. Apparently this repukes wife (governor of Maryland) wants to shoot her. Or so she said to a crowd at a domestic violence seminar. :eyes:

http://www.local6.com/entertainment/2537264/detail.html

[Orrin_73]

39. Xtina rules