My dirty little secret

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

Get out of here! If I told you..it wouldn't be a secret!!! :evilgrin:

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

1. Do Tell!

What are friends for?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Oh I know bit I promised myself I wouldn't tell

and I told everyone I told not to tell either.

[Fridays Child]

2. Is it strong enough for a man...

...but made for a woman?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. You're getting warm

:D

[peterh]

3. Here….have another Captn’ Morg….

now...what was it about that secret....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. *hiccup* shecrit...what shecrit! *hiccup*

[realFedUp]

4. Do you know Bette Midler?

:-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. No

but hum a few bars and I'll fake it *ba-da-bump*

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. But what's a little secret among friends...isn't that how that saying

goes...? ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. You share your deodorant with other people??

EEEWWEEEE...besides I think I've already told you all my dirty little secrets :evilgrin: *off to make up a few more*

[Rowdyboy]

11. If you can't say something nice about someone...

Come sit by me!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. I LOVE THAT line!!!

pony's up to the chair next to Rowdy!

[flamingyouth]

12. I know what it is!

You drink tequila shots!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. Only because they are short and close to the table so my boobs

won't capsize them ;-) Happy Thanksgiving! :loveya:

[salin]

13. This isn't about that

incident up in the Sierra's with the waitress, the host, and the Andy Kaufmanesque lounge singer... is it? :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. Aw JEEZE...kiss and tell why don't ya!

[salin]

21. well I wasn't sure if it was THAT secret

or the one about the hijacked robot and the oil slick.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. fooled you it wasn't either

but you're good...you ALMOST got me to talk...try a few more water drops

[salin]

26. omg...

you AREN'T talking about the hairless chihuahua dog sitter who wigged out over the diving coach's snowmobile which had... er.. I said too much already...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. no and it wasn't the one about my pantaloon fetish either

[salin]

29. *gasp*

I hadn't heard about that

Btw have you quit wasting all that money on the antique spitoon collection?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

30. No but I quit paying extra if they were still full

[salin]

31. wise woman...

those must have been rather tricky to transport

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. Hard to drink out of too

[salin]

37. ewwwww... now you have gone and done it...

left me temporarily retortless...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. Awwwww..come on!!! Was it something I said?

:shrug:

[salin]

40. sputtering sullied saliva swirling in the spitoon

such an image...

[Kat45]

14. Does it have anything to do with the hood of your car?

:D

[salin]

17. pssssst

I heard the car was actually.... hoodless...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. I only told you that so you'd stop running into traffic

[salin]

23. damn ...

that's what that lound whirring and honking sound was all about... I thought it was the traffic jam trying to get its first peak at the hoodless shockmemobile

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. No it was my bumpersticker..it said

HONK IF YOU LOVE SALIN!

[salin]

27. you know people thought it read SALINE and were

trying to get a peek at what they presumed was the newest bauche and lomb preformance art advertising...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

32. Couldn't have been them

Their contacts were all dirty and they couldn't read it.

[salin]

38. ah but their lens adjusted windshields saved the day

trifocal winshields... corner on the market down in Orange County!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. No that's all in the public domain...

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. All of NSMA's dirty little secrets are going to come out if everyone

keeps posting here. :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

34. Coax me baby!!!

What the heck...I know your husband isn't looking...he's drunk and passed out in the other room...I read it on the other thread..}(

[rasputin1952]

35. You voted for bush...

twice!

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

36. Right vote...wrong bush

:evilgrin: Smooch..happy thanksgiving! :loveya: