On ostracizing ostriches

[salin]

Wondering where folks stand on the issue of ostriches... those funky looking birds (and some humans who try to emulate them) that spend time with their heads in the sand... thought it was time we took a pulse of the lounge on this entrenched situation...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. What's all this nonsense I keep hearing about Osterizing Ostriches?

[salin]

2. that was almost an option on the opinion poll

but I worried what whispers might whip up from the peta people...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Rut roh rooby

forgot about that! :freak: How are your buns? I..I..I..mean buscuits....I....mean...oh you know...those bread thingy's :nuke:

[salin]

4. buns of steel...

oh.. the ones' in the oven... er... *blush* Actually I have de-doughed and the last batch are about finished.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Well I am all ears if you want to talk about all your buns..I mean

buiscuits...I guess....oh...fuck..nevermind.....it's the rum posting...don't worry...I'll sober out...I have to be at work on Monday

[salin]

9. well now that I am done cooking

I may have to run and buy some akavit before the stores close down... can't be outdone by simple rum... when akavit can be found!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Simple RUM??? Captain Morgan will spank your buscuits for that!

[salin]

12. And the captain... wins

was too lazy to drive to get the akavit... just have to settle for cold Heinekin...

[ZenLefty]

5. We should oust this obloquy over ostracizing ostriches

Now, about those Ostrogoths...

[salin]

6. hath alf morphed into an alternate ego as an acquired talent

for a triple minor league hockey league team?

[ZenLefty]

7. Yeah

The Ottawa Ostriches! :D

The otters were olready ostraci...I mean taken...

[salin]

10. those oily otters

ostracize the otters.. leave the ostriches to their own osteopathology...

[TahitiNut]

13. This seems exceedingly osteopathic.

:silly: WHat happens when an ostrich pounds sand... (er..) has pounds of sand... or is called "George Sand"?? :dunce:

Is ostracism the Germanic way of saying "Go East, young man" ??