Are you feeling down? Iil? Not up to snuff? Talk to Dr. Greenthumb

[Dr_Greenthumb]

Sing it with me

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
In the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields
The fucking pigs with shields holding the blue steels
Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
(Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb in check (Doctor!)
HPS, God Bless the whole crop
Please God, don't let me see no cops
Trunkload, ready to hit the highway
Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way
or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit
Can't be growin without no permit
but fuck that, I study the 215 trip
That way when they come they can suck my dick
Weed can't grow without attention
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

Chorus:

Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb!
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
Aiyyo Dr. Greenthumb, come on back one time!

People can't live without the herb man
If not they'd be drinkin and drivin and swervin

but thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed grow
in the backyard or inside with hydro

To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream
Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen

Cycles of weed are constantly grown
Somebody give me the razor to cut groves

I'd like to stop, but it feels so good
Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood

Sticky angel, I wanna leave it alone
but never ever ever gotta worry from my home

What that funny sound knockin at the door (Open up it's the DEA!)
Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more

Please don't follow me into the sun
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb

Out from the lab, no need for rehab
If I can't drive then call me a cab (ese!)

In my closet the weed is dried out
Like Eiht said, ain't no place to hide out

I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop
Get knocked up and they close up my shop

That's why I buy no weed from no one
That's why they call me Dr. Greenthumb

The scientifical, mystical one
Growin my crops with the rays of the sun

Come one come all and see how it's done
If you see the pigs there's no need to run

Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb
But you never know what be the outcome

You see the photo in the album
The weed is growin like my erection

Look I never told you where I was from
Some call me Real, but I'm Dr. Greenthumb

[SOteric]

1. I wish I'd seen this before I'd started my midnight poetry thread

:hi: