What in the HELL is wrong with you?

[Richard Steele]

My sweetie asks me this question alot.
I just usually reply, "Lots of stuff."

Do you ever encounter this question in your daily life?
If so, how do you deal with it?

[qnr]

1. Numerous serious head injuries, to be precise n/t

[jeff30997]

3. Other.

I don't have a sweetie.:cry:

[Redstone]

14. How many concussions?

I've had four.

Or think I did, but I can't remember...

Redstone

[qnr]

18. 3 that I know of, but probably others since I was pretty bad about

going to the hospital afterwards. These three were all cases where I was actually unconscious for a while.

[Redstone]

19. Well, that's a pretty good record, I think, or I think I would think,

if I could remember what the HELL we were talking about...Where am I? Who ARE all you people?

Sounds familiar, doesn't it? If I'd know what those four concussions would do to my memory, I might have questioned the advisability of having at least two of them.

You?

Redstone

[qnr]

22. I think I agree. I can't really remember though.

mmmm shiny thing!

[Redstone]

24. Hey, let's ride bikes!

Redstone

[TK421]

2. Whats wrong with alcohol?

We really need to sit down and have a discussion

[jeff30997]

8. Alcohol is the tool of the Devil!

Damn! I'm drunk again...

[TK421]

17. I bet you're not as drunk asssss eye yamm..............

;)

[Richard Steele]

27. Who said there's anything WRONG with alcohol?

Alcohol is fine, it's PEOPLE who have the problem!

Seriously, that question is really pissing me off!

If I wasn't so frickin drunk right now,
I would totally come over there and.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

[Goblinmonger]

4. If everyone weren't so fucking stupid

99% of my problems would go away.

[LeftyMom]

5. More brains than money. nt

[DanCa]

6. Young onset parkinsons disease. Yay I win. (nt)

[Richard Steele]

11. Just like a LIBERAL to go for the "Bleeding Heart" ploy!

Just like that shameless huckster Steven Hawking!
And that whiney Christopher Reeve!

Wheel yer skinny butt to a job interview, hippy!

(I probably better throw in one of THESE: :sarcasm:
for the benefit of anyone who doesn't know how much I love my fellow DUer Dan)

[DanCa]

12. hugger's all's is good. really.

:hug:

[LaraMN]

7. I say, "What the hell is wrong with YOU?! You married me!"

So which one of us is crazier, then?:rofl:

[jeff30997]

9. Does his nick "dicksteele" is well deserved?

[Richard Steele]

13. You have _NO_ idea how funny that is. Trust me.

[jeff30997]

16. Lol! I trust you blindly my friend.

[Richard Steele]

20. That would count as an answer: OTHER: "I trust dicksteele blindly"

Obviously, you have MANY serious and deep-rooted
problems that are WAAAY beyond the scope of any
Internet message board!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[baldguy]

10. conspiracy

AND YOU'RE IN ON IT!


oh, why do you torment me so?

[Redstone]

15. Nothing. What the hell's wrong with YOU?

Redstone

[Richard Steele]

23. LOTS of stuff.

So the doctor says,
"The first thing I want to do is check your HEARING."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Redstone]

28. Damn doctors. Always want to find something wrong with you.

An actual conversation from 1978:
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Doctor: I'm afraid that you have MS.

Me: So why does that make YOU afraid? (I really said that.)

Doctor: It's not funny at all. You need to take this seriously.

Me: OK. What's the treatment?

Doctor: A course of steroids. Intravenously. Then wait and see.

Me: Do you have a gun?

Doctor: What?

Me: I asked you if you have a gun.

Doctor: Why do you want to know?

Me: Because that's the only way you're going to make me let anyone pump steroids through my veins. My grandmother had a knee that bent backward because of the steroids they gave her for asthma.

Doctor: What if I did have a gun? (He was a cool doctor, so this was turning into a Marx Brothers routine...)

Me: Then I'll go get a gun, too. Do you have a cannon? You'd better bring one if you think you're gong to make me do this.

Doctor: No. No artillery.

Me: Then no. No IV steroids. I'll take my chances.
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Stay away from doctors!

Redstone

[EstimatedProphet]

21. Hyperactive liver

[Lars39]

25. It took me years to figure this out,

but when someone asks you that question, they are trying to invalidate or belittle you.
It's a *very* nasty power play. Just tell 'em to fuck off in whatever way suits you.

[Richard Steele]

26. It took me YEARS to see it the other way!

I always assumed it was a MEANINGLESS INSULT,
because it usually is.

I was past 30 before I ever met someone who actually
ASKED that question because they really wanted an answer.