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Wed Jan-18-06 12:11 AM
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How should a president who repeatedly breaks the law be punished? |
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Edited on Wed Jan-18-06 12:11 AM by undeterred
Be creative.
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Wed Jan-18-06 12:17 AM
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1. I would drag him by his large, floppy ear |
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to the Netherlands. Even when we were in the plane, he would be getting the ear twisting. Upon our arrival, I would drag him down the jetway by his very small scrotal bulge to face the war crimes tribunal. He would have to wear one of Pickle's most hideous dresses every day of his trial.
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Wed Jan-18-06 01:32 AM
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2. Do we lack creativity? |
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I admit, mine was lame, but dayum...
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Wed Jan-18-06 09:21 AM
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14. Yours is most creative... |
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Wed Jan-18-06 01:34 AM
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3. Picture is worth a thousand words. |
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Wed Jan-18-06 01:37 AM
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4. impeach him then try him then jail him n/t |
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Wed Jan-18-06 01:39 AM
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Give him a Bible, which will be promptly flushed down the toilet.
Provide him with all of the ammenities that any other Gitmo "guest" is afforded.
Treat him in the manner that all other Gitmo "guests" are treated.
Give him ample time to reflect upon the way he has treated others during the past five years in between sessions. After all, since he's being treated like everyone else down there he will not be formally charged, given a fair trial, or released any time soon.
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Wed Jan-18-06 01:47 AM
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6. 1. Take him to the middle of the desert during summer |
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2. Strip his clothes off.
3. Stake him out on an anthill, face up.
4. Smear honey all over his naughty bits. (A drop should do it.)
5. Cut off his eyelids so he has to stare at the sun.
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Wed Jan-18-06 01:49 AM
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7. "This is the Secret Service. Come out with your hands up." |
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GET DOWN ON THE GROUND. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND. LOOK OUT. HE'S GOT, UH, GUM. HE'S GOT, UH, GUM. "BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM KABLOOEY KABLOOEY!" HE'S NOT DEAD YET! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.
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Wed Jan-18-06 01:52 AM
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8. Creative? The Democrats are the majority party and they |
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move for impeachment hearings.
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Wed Jan-18-06 01:53 AM
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Wed Jan-18-06 02:38 AM
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10. Keel hauling is too good for that bastard. |
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Wed Jan-18-06 03:18 AM
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11. Three strikes and you're out? |
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Wed Jan-18-06 04:35 AM
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12. Suffering and pain... |
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...a la "Mr. Hands."
If you don't know what I'm talking about, trust me, you don't wanna know.
Really, you don't. :puke:
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Wed Jan-18-06 04:37 AM
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Perpetual Pauly Shore Film Festival...
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Wed Jan-18-06 09:25 AM
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15. You are a very cruel person indeed. |
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A cell in the Hague next to Milosevic was my idea.
I think Abu Garib is preferable to yours.
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Wed Jan-18-06 09:30 AM
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16. By reelection, apparently. |
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(or not.)
Personally, I'd prefer it involve a g-string, mayonnaise, and public humiliation.
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Wed Jan-18-06 09:40 AM
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17. If he's republican, then obviously he shouldn't be punished at all, |
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and any question of punishment is just divisive, partisan slander insinuating that he HAS done something illegal, which he can't, because he's the president and he needs to be able to operate freely without fear of the Senate or Congress hamstringing him.
If he's democrat, he should be kept on constant impeachment trial even if he hasn't done anything wrong, just in case he might do something wrong later.
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Wed Jan-18-06 09:50 AM
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18. Weird stuff. Butt stuff. |
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Wed Jan-18-06 12:00 PM
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19. Geez, holy thread killer, Batman. |
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Wed Jan-18-06 12:41 PM
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Wed Jan-18-06 12:01 PM
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20. Um... repeatedly break the president? -nt |
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Wed Jan-18-06 12:11 PM
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21. No vacations for two months! |
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That's all it would take to break him.
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Wed Jan-18-06 01:08 PM
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23. Impeach him, remove him from office... |
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...then sue his ass off, class-action style.
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