southlandsusie is now in the house...ask us anything!!!

[southlandshari]

I'd like to introduce my little sister, southlandsusie!!

I am so happy she is joining the DU community - please make her feel welcome, y'all!!

:woohoo:

[southlandsusie]

1. I'm in!!!!!

And yes folks......there are two of us! Be. Very. Afraid.

[RevCheesehead]

5. Oh my goodness.

(because a true southern gal never says "oh my God.")

Moon pies for everyone!

Hi, susie! :hi:

[southlandsusie]

15. thanks RevCheesehead

Always enjoyed your posts -- big sis says you are in Badger country.......

[RevCheesehead]

30. Yes, indeedy.

BTW - you can call me "cheese" or "rev". But your sis calls me "trouble." :evilgrin:

[elshiva]

8. Welcome! Blessings!

Moonpies! :toast:

[southlandsusie]

18. thanks elshiva!

Everyone is making me feel so very welcome -- shari was right!

[elshiva]

21. Well, you are a sweet person, you will have a lot of fun!

:beer: Root beer!

[Gold Metal Flake]

12. Welcome, Southlandsusie.

Do you have a favorite snack cookie, sandwich or bar with which we may tempt you into compromising situations?

:anxiously waiting smilie:


edit. can not spellllll

[southlandsusie]

23. No favorites.......

and I really don't like moonpies!

[Gold Metal Flake]

25. There must be something....

...but the smart thing would be to not give it away too soon. Nicely done. :-)

Welcome! :toast:

[tuvor]

13. Pleased to make your acquaintance, I'm sure, mam'selle!

:hi:

[southlandsusie]

32. thanks tuvor!

and I have to say I love Vancouver Island.

[merh]

14. Welcome southlandsusie!

:hi: So glad you have finally made an appearance.

And yes, two of southland ladies is a little frightening! :freak:

:crazy: I hope the lounge can handle all of the southern wit and charm.

[southlandsusie]

28. I've heard a lot about you, merh

Shari says you're the best! As for southern wit and charm, I'm afraid she got just about all of it between us. :) :)

[merh]

92. shari is just being kind.

I may be good, but I am not the best :9

I like to have a goal to work toward.

And from reading your posts, I can tell you have the wit and charm! :toast:

[hfojvt]

41. so you are way up north

in Arkansas? :hide:

[southlandsusie]

56. Arkansas

Don't usually think of it as north :)

Thanks for the welcome......shari says you are a nice guy!

[BikeWriter]

98. BikeWriter saying, welcome aboard, young Lady! :-)

[cfield]

121. Welcome! Good to have you here! nt

[SeattleGirl]

2. Welcome southlandsusie!!!

Your sister is awfully popular around here, and I'll bet anything you will be too!!! I'm so glad you decided to join us!



:bounce: :toast: :headbang: :applause: :loveya:

Oh yeah, and :spank: :rofl:

[southlandsusie]

10. thanks!!

Big sis says lots of good things about you!

[SeattleGirl]

22. Awwwwwww

:blush:

[qnr]

3. No. She made us wait, so she can wait phffffffft

Just kidding, welcome to DU (well, the posting part) southlandsusie!

[southlandshari]

40. LOL!!!! I think that you scared her

with your fujinuts!

;)


I shouldn't have taught her to view profiles so early in the game.

:evilgrin:

[qnr]

60. LOL - that's a reference to the fact that I've been an Atari computer

fan since '79 :)

That stylized "A" is known as a fuji symbol (for Mt. Fuji), even though Atari is (was) a US company.

[EstimatedProphet]

4. Welcome to DU!

Your sis and I worked well modding together.

[southlandsusie]

38. She said the same

And I'm always impressed with anyone who can work with her!

[supernova]

6. I see they finally twisted your arm, southlandsusie

:hi:

The other thread got too big for me to post in. But welcome to DU! :D :hi:

[southlandsusie]

34. twisted.....

all the way behind my back! Thanks for the welcome.

[sundog]

7. welcome susie

hope you enjoy this madhouse :hi:

[southlandsusie]

49. I'm shari's sister.....

I'm used to a madhouse.

[GOPisEvil]

9. Hi Susie!!!

It's nice to finally meet you! :hi:

I don't wanna ask you anything, darnit. I'm a rebel. ;)

[southlandsusie]

51. Yes, well......

shari did say you were a meanie :)

[GOPisEvil]

52. Me? A meanie?

I'm just a big teddy bear. :)

[KitchenWitch]

11. Welcome to southlandsusie!

:woohoo:

I am sure you will find many friends here. And given that your sister is one of the best people here, I am sure you will be too!

:bounce: :party: :toast: :woohoo: :applause:

[southlandsusie]

45. Go Badgers

Although I'm a hard-core Auburn fan, I did l live in Madison for about a year and a half. Loved it!!

[KitchenWitch]

123. w00t!

Thank you! By the same token I have become an honorary Auburn fan.

[lizziegrace]

16. Glad you're here!

:hi:

[Ptah]

17. The more the merrier, or something.

:hi:

[Redstone]

19. Hey , kiddo.

Since you're Sharita's younger sister, that means one thing: Anyone ever gives you any crap, you send them to me. OK?

Your big sis has been a damn good friend to me, and I'm strong on loyalty, so anything you might need from me, ask and it will be done.

Redstone

[southlandsusie]

39. I've always wanted a big brother!

[Redstone]

44. You got one now. Though probably more like a big uncle;

I'm not a young guy. But I still take care of family.

I am sure that DU will be the better for having you here.

Redstone

[bigwillq]

20. Welcome southlandsusie!

:hi:

[southlandsusie]

67. thanks for the welcome!

[johnnie]

24. Hey!

My little sister's name is Susie. I like her already.

If she is half as cool as you are Shari, then she will fit in here just fine.

Hi Susie :hi:

I know you have lurked, but don't believe anything your sister told you about me. I'm not really a bad guy.

[southlandsusie]

53. hi johnnie

Good to know I'll fit in......I am only about half as cool as Shari. And she did not say one bad thing about you.

[khashka]

26. Welcome to the madhouse, Susie!

Glad to have you aboard.

OK, since we can ask anything..... who's prettier? You or Shari?


Khash
(OK that was an evil question, but I have a reputation to maintain)

[southlandshari]

37. She is.

Hands down!

She got the looks, and the sweet disposition, and the sparkling personality in the family.


I got the...hmmmm.


Er, uh, um.....


I got the pleasure of being susie's big sis!!

:loveya:

[southlandsusie]

47. Whatever

Don't believe a word she says -- she's the looker.

[GOPisEvil]

55. I respectfully disagree.

You're both lookers. :)

[enigmatic]

27. Welcome

:)

[southlandsusie]

59. thanks enigmatic

I hear you are/were from Athens, GA

[enigmatic]

61. yep

Lived and played in bands there in the late 80's; that was a great time..

Have any requests for my show tonight? Since you're new you get 2 requests:)

[southlandsusie]

65. Requests?

Oh the pressure! Just play anything that would remind me of Athens. I lived there for seven years.

[enigmatic]

70. oh boy

How about some Dreams So Real? I was juyst listening to their first single tonight; is that cool?

[southlandsusie]

73. Perfect!

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Arkansas!

Where at? Anywhere near Warren?

This is gonna be cool! :woohoo: :bounce:

[southlandsusie]

33. Not Warren

Batesville.

[lizziegrace]

36. I lived in Memphis for years

Went through Batesville up 57 through Illinois. (or was it I-55)

Is the military base still there?

[southlandsusie]

42. No base here

And we are quite a ways off I-55. Small town in the foothills of the Ozarks.

[lizziegrace]

78. Oops

I was thinking of Blytheville (or blavill)

Sorry!

[SeattleGirl]

86. Batesville????? OMG!

My dad's family lived in Newark; I went to first grade there. Been to Batesville many times! Woohoo!!!

[southlandsusie]

88. No way!!

Can't believe you have Newark ties! I travel to/through Newark frequently for work (or on my way to the liquor store -- the joys of living in a dry county......)

[SeattleGirl]

90. Way!!!

I spent a lot of summers there. Everyone would go to the softball games on Friday nights (field was at the corner of the school grounds). It would probably bore me to tears to live there now (Newark) but it was an absolutely fabulous place to be as a kid. Oh, and MY first grade teacher was my dad's first grade teacher...

So, howdy neighbor!!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

89. Aw, man

Nobody's ever from the south part. Everybody in Arkansas is in Jonesboro or Blytheville or Fayetteville or someplace. :cry:

I'd be tickled to find somebody from Pine Bluff. That's probably as close as I'm gonna get.

But... glad you're here anyway. :hi:

[Floogeldy]

31. Hi southlandsusie!

BTW, are your toenails painted? If your answer is "yes," what color, please?

:evilgrin:

[southlandsusie]

48. Well......

With extreme embarrasment I admit to having chipping and peeling toenail polish at the moment. And if you must know, it's orange.

[Floogeldy]

69. Oh, don't be embarrassed about the chipping and peeling.

Orange can be good! :)

[sasquatch]

35. Have any of you two microwaved a Moon Pie for 10 seconds before eating it?

:)

[southlandsusie]

62. the truth is......

I'm not terribly fond of moonpies. And don't tell anyone, but





















neither is shari!! :o

[southlandshari]

66. Alert! Alert! Mods! This is a clear personal attack!!

:rofl:


And most certainly NOT true!


If it came from anyone else, they would need a big ol' :spank: from me.


But I'm not sure it is legal in this case!


:P

[sasquatch]

131. You still haven't answered my question

:P

[southlandshari]

133. About nuking Moon Pies?

Sorry - absolutely pro-warm Moon Pies here!

:9

[Crazy Guggenheim]

43. Welcome!!

[southlandsusie]

46. I'm here bearing gifts

:popcorn:

[eyepaddle]

50. Hiya southlandsusie!

It is I, the infamous eyepaddle saying welcome! :D :hi:

Do ya wanna say hi to your sis for me?:party:

[southlandshari]

57. Ahem.

What's wrong? You don't wanna say "hi" to me yourself anymore, darlin'?

:cry:





















susie will be with you in a bit - I just thought I'd fill in for now, hope you don't mind....

;)

[eyepaddle]

58. I'm just trying to drive

a wedge between you two....:evilgrin: :P

:hi: Shari! :loveya:

Oh, I notice you've already taught her how to make :popcorn:

[Shine]

54. Greetings to you, from California!

:hi:

[southlandsusie]

68. many thanks to you from Arkansas!

[LeftyMom]

63. Oh god. The lounge will never the same!

So which one of you is the bad one? I'm guessing it's Shari, since she's the older sister. :hi:

[southlandshari]

72. Here is a sketch of Susie. You tell me who the bad one is, missy!

:hide:

[LeftyMom]

74. Locking.

No psychic commie titties in the lounge, young woman!

[southlandshari]

82. Neener, neener, neener - you're nekkid, too!

No more grey ghost, no more locking for you, missy!!

:P

[eyepaddle]

84. Pssst--check my latest thread creation!

Some quotes are too good to keep secret. However, I've never had a thread locked--or a post deleted.

Until quite possibly now. :scared:

[LeftyMom]

85. Aw crap.

:(

[Oeditpus Rex]

91. Sucks when you drink the Red Kryptonite Soda, huh?

:hug:

[LeftyMom]

93. Only for a moment

Then I remember I don't have to be a good example anymore and run off to start a sex thread. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

94. Gasp!

You mean...



with...



with...



:wow:



titties?

:blush:

[LeftyMom]

95. Never ever.

O8)

[Dave Reynolds]

64. Welcome!

From one of the nutjobs up north.

[southlandsusie]

76. thanks for the welcome!

[swag]

71. As reading skills decline further, how will we tell you apart?

Or will it even matter?

[southlandsusie]

77. you'll know

shari is the charming and delightful one

[ForrestGump]

75. Hi, southlandsusie!

:hi:

Welcome to the jungle...please watch out for the wild animals (present company excepted, of course), though. It's a pleasure to 'meet' you. My name's Forrest Gump -- people call me Forrest Gump.



By the way, could you possibly have a word with your big (well, actually, vastly smaller than me) sister about her propensity for chasing me around while cracking her whip and wearing nothing but fishnet stockings and black leather boots and threatening to....oh...wait...that was a dream.

Never mind.

[southlandsusie]

80. hi Forrest Gump

Sorry -- can't help you with controlling my sister. I gave up on that long ago!

[ForrestGump]

83. I'm so sorry

:hug:

I feel your pain.






Hey! Ms shari...don't look at me like that. Really, I was just feeling her pain...nothing else..I swear!!

Shewt, ya get ya'se'f a reputation in here, and....

[Left Is Write]

79. Welcome, southlandsusie! Any sister of southlandshari is a friend of mine!

[bettyellen]

81. welcome susie! just stay out of GD unless you're drunk and ornery

and would get in a fight in RL anyway. in that case, it's actually a smart option!
you're sister is a trip, we looove her!
:hi:

[southlandsusie]

87. Thanks everyone!

You are all too kind. Shari is the only insomniac in the family so I'll have to join the dialogue again later!

[GrpCaptMandrake]

96. Welcome. Wilkomen. Benvenuto. Bienvenu

Be welcome and happy!

[Heidi]

97. Hi, southlandsusie! Would you like some

?

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[ForrestGump]

100. You're not going to ask to see her wrists?

Is that just a man thing? :P

:loveya:

[Heidi]

101. That's a question

I reserve for men, as you surmised. (Smarty-pants.) :P

[NMMNG]

99. Welcome to DU southlandsusie!

Some words of advice and introduction to some people you might encounter here.

Stay away from Crazy Guggenheim. He'll steal all of your popcorn.

Watch out for Forrest Gump. You'll find out why soon enough.

If you're ever looking for some good snark, look no further than KitchenWitch. She's got plenty of it.

SeattleGirl is one of our resident "Naughty Girls".

Heidi does the "Nighthawks" threads, for all of us weirdos who hang around DU at night.

Oeditpus Rex is one of the weirdos who hangs around DU at night, and has become an invaluable part of our motley crew.

Clintmax does a "Good Morning" thread most mornings to greet the early risers, and those who've pulled all-nighters.

I could go on forever, but then you'd no doubt get bored. Therefore I'll close by saying I am the flake with all of the smilies (many of them naughty ). I hope you enjoy your stay here at DU!

[Oeditpus Rex]

103. I resent being called a 'weirdo'

rather than a "psychotic weirdo freak."

Praised by faint damnation. Harumph.

[NMMNG]

104. I'm sorry.

But given my profession I'm not prone to throwing out the word "psychotic" casually. Would "weirdo freak" be sufficient?

[Oeditpus Rex]

105. I guess

I was about to settle on that when I realized it wasn't quite accurate. But I shall defer to your professionalism.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

127. Are you a shrink?

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

124. I do not hog all the popcorn!! I always bring enough for everyone!!

:popcorn:

[southlandshari]

102. A million thanks to everyone who helped my sister feel welcome!

I really appreciate it!

:grouphug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

106. Welcome southlandsusie!

Looking forward to getting to know you! :hi:

[Clintmax]

107. Welcome, Miss Susie!

:hi:
I am Captain Clintmax of the Early Morning Crew and I'd like to officially invite you join us anytime you're up and around!

Hello, Hello, Miss Shari! :hug:

[Mutley]

108. southlandsusie!

:hug:

Hello! Welcome to our forum of love!

[kick-ass-bob]

109. FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT!

:P


Welcome Susie!


I have the feeling that you two are going to confuse the hell out of me.
:hi:

[southlandshari]

110. Back off, Bob!

At least until she's had a chance to check you out!

:rofl:


How are you? Long time, no see!

:hug:

[kick-ass-bob]

113. I'm good - but overworked and overstressed right now.

So much so that I had an interview to get the hell out of this place.

Cross your fingers for me...

:hi:

[texas1928]

111. Well Welcome to the mad house.

Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.

[matcom]

112. SOCKPUPPET ALERT!! SOCKPUPPET ALERT!!

:D

Hi Susie! :hi:

tis customary around here to post naked pics of yourself in your official welcome thread.

what. they didn't tell you?

:hide:

[southlandshari]

130. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS MAN, SUS!

There will be no nekkid pics of my little sister here!

:spank:



And a word of advice...if you see matcom coming towards you with this:




Do exactly like mom and dad taught us to do years ago:




:P

[flvegan]

114. Hi there, southlandsusie.

Welcome to DU!

So, what are you wearing?

[wildhorses]

115. nice to meet you southlandsusie

maybe one day you can be a mod like your sis

or is that something that would not interest you?

[kmla]

116. Welcome, SLSusie!

Since you've been lurking for awhile, I'm sure you already know that it shows extreme "newbie-ness" if you question the way we spell 'moran' here. Doing so will subject you to ridicule here....

Actually, many things (or people) will subject you to ridicule here.

But this is The Lounge. It's all in fun. :D

kmla

[Taverner]

117. Ohhhhhh suuuuuuusie Q

Suuuuuusie Q!

Sorry, Credence moment there....

[sniffa]

118. weLcome to DU

:hi:

[KamaAina]

119. There's only one Moon Pie left, it's late, and the stores are closed.

Who gets it? More to the point, how does she get it?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

129. Naked mud wrestling is the only viable answer.

So it is written, and so it shall be! :evilgrin:

[no name no slogan]

120. WU-HU!

Are you a Journey fan, like your sister?

[samplegirl]

122. welcome susie

may all your posts get a reply!

[trof]

125. Are you a fellow Alabamian?

Welcome to DU, anyway.
:hi:

[jobycom]

126. So, does she like Jimmy Buffet, too?

Could be freaky. If she's similar to you, then she is uncannily similar to me, and I must know these things!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

128. If Susie is half as sweet as you, she will be quite a valuable asset to DU

Welcome Susie!! :grouphug: :yourock: :toast:

[Awsi Dooger]

132. Do you only post in this thread?

I think that would be a unique strategy. :rofl:

[ET Awful]

134. Welcome Susie!

Just make sure to stay away from Matcom and Sniffa, they're nothin' but trouble :evilgrin:

[Call Me Wesley]

135. Waiting for the end of the thread

to express my deepest and warmest welcome to southlandsusie.

Champagne?



And, might I call you 'Betty?'

Welcome. Enchanté.