have you committed a crime? . . . do your duty: arrest yourself!

[OneBlueSky]

Self Arrest Form
http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

[Ernesto]

1. Wow mannn, totally excellent!

As soon as I get done smokin this bowl o dynomite shit, I'll be sure to take advantage of this special offer.... Thanks for the great deal, Mr. Ashcroft. BTW, what are the charges for shipping & handling?

[BlueJazz]

2. Ahh...Can you pass some this way?....I want to ...........

....be arrested also.

[sasquatch]

3. Do I have to sodomize myself with a plunger handle during my own...

interrogation? Or do I need to get someone else to do that?:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

4. *snarf*

That's in the premium package. It costs extra. :D

[sasquatch]

5. OK

I'll have to think about it;)

[guitar man]

6. I forwarded it to OxyRush!

See if he will practice what he preaches!:)

[sasquatch]

7. I doubt it

Has a repug ever done that?:shrug:

[trof]

8. I copped a plea

by turning state's evidence against myself.
Got off with probation, but having to report to me every week for two years is gonna be a pain in the butt.
;-)

[sasquatch]

9. Hey that's a good deal

Probation will be a bitch though but who cares:shrug: