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[Beware the Beast Man]

:hi:

[CanuckAmok]

1. Leaving already? Can I have your poi?

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. Indeed. Savor every drop.

[sundog]

3. .

:(

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. .

:hug:

[Ally McLesbian]

4. The Sims? lovely. nt

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Yes. My Sim died happy, and this was his reward.

[Susang]

7. Aloha!

Time to lei low! :hi:

[ForrestGump]

8. The Beastman leaveth...

Anyone remember the leaving post mockery thread?

:D

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4332505

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4595603

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Heh.

;)
Go fuck yourself.

[jpgray]

10. Yeah, but this is someone I will actually miss

Happy trails, Mr. BM. (and unlike dolo amber's faux pas, that last was intentional--and a term of endearment in my book :D)

:toast::hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. Oh yeah...? My sim (RIP Molly) was killed in a suspicious fire....

Whyn't you go ask hedges about it? :cry:

[Hugin]

19. Mine also...

I guess I should've had her read up about it before buying a stove.

*sigh*

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. Do you know what kind of flower this is?

[swag]

13. See ya, buddy.

I'll miss seeing your posts.

[asthmaticeog]

14. Oh, fucking bloody fuck.

So I'm stuck only seeing you in real life now? Feh.

:pals:
I vigorously disapprove. This is a victory for frighteningly deluded, self-important assholes who don't know shit about dick and can't mind their own business, but who fancy themselves crusaders for justice. Fuck them all, I wish them ill. Don't stay away long, friend.

[Zuni]

15. nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[cassandra uprising]

16. Happy trails?!?

Surely you jest.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. I don't think his name is Shirley.

Could be wrong though.

[jpgray]

18. File that under jokes I never get tired of

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

21. Full name:

Shirley U. Gest.

[cassandra uprising]

22. Right!

Way to set the record straight.

Whew, now that it's settled I can commence my shaking fists at sky gesture.

How's it going by the way?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

23. What, shaking my fists at the sky?

Ah, you know how it is--feast or famine. Hey, it's a living.

What's up with you, schmoopie?

[cassandra uprising]

25. beh

putting off doing some chores, lounging, waiting for the interviews to start rolling in, how's with you?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

33. Thats Schmoops mcGills to you

[cassandra uprising]

38. .

:loveya:

It's my last post I swear!!!!!!!!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

20. Catch you on the flipside, daddio

aka Bennigan's.

[progmom]

24. wtf?

:cry:

This is not ok. Why can't people just be decent to one another? Why does it have to be about taking sides and driving people off DU? I'm really disappointed and sad here. And I am going to miss you terribly. You are a very kind soul, B. :hug:

[RandomKoolzip]

26. Somebody explain to me why everyone knew this was a "goodbye."

A) DON"T FUCKING LEAVE, BEASTMAN! WE (or at least I) DIG YOU LOTS.

B) What in the hell IS that pic?

[sundog]

28. something that happened last night

:(

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Which of course no one can refer to.

Ever get the feeling that you speak English and everyone around you is speaking Dutch?

[asthmaticeog]

31. It's all the more difficult

when what "happened" NEVER actually happened, except in one person's mind.

Ik weet het niet, ik begrijp het niet.

[ET Awful]

32. I still have no freakin' clue what's going on.

:(

I'm slow that way I guess.

[progmom]

35. Ik hou van jou, RKZ

:loveya:

[RandomKoolzip]

36. Aw! And Ick van tulip hashish van halen to you too, Progmom!

:hug:

[EstimatedProphet]

37. For god's sake, I was here last night and I don't know what's going on!

Fuckety fuck fuck fuckfuck! Don't leave man!

[dolo amber]

34. Ummm....WHAT THE FUCK?

:mad:

[sundog]

43. i don't want to go into it right now

it won't help anyone

[Misunderestimator]

30. I was wondering the same thing...

just figured it was something only people who know what the fuck Sims are would understand. :shrug:

Ditto on A. :cry:

[XNASA]

27. Does this mean you got the job?

:hi:

[Cathyclysmic]

47. hehe...

:*

[johnnie]

39. I would hate to see ya go Beast Man

Sometimes this place blows my mind.

[Beware the Beast Man]

40. Who said this was a goodbye thread?

I was on vacation.

it's going to take more than that to get rid of me. this place needs me. :evilgrin:

[jpgray]

41. You're talking to death and you have one foot in the dishwasher

I don't need tea leaves for this one. :P

[Misunderestimator]

42. That was the shortest vacation EVAH!

Glad you're back, man... missed you! :hug:

[sundog]

44. you cheeky monkey

[johnnie]

45. Vacation?

Did you go here?

[Beware the Beast Man]

46. Nope. Just spennt time relaxing and hanging out with the family.

[asthmaticeog]

48. What's WCGreen doing in your rec room?

:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

49. Silly- that's Brent Mydland!

:D

[asthmaticeog]

50. Who? nt

[Beware the Beast Man]

51. He was a grateful dead keyboardist, you elitist!

Died from a speed ball.

[johnnie]

52. Hey

Where did you get that picture of WCGreen? He looks younger.

[Beware the Beast Man]

53. I got it from menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com

[asthmaticeog]

54. If I could keep track of all the dead Dead keyboardists

I wouldn't have any time left to mourn dead Dead Milkmen.

[swag]

55. If I could keep time in a bottle,

I'd smash that bottle, and I'd burn time, and then I'd burn time's ashes, and then I'd shove hope up your ass.

And then maybe I'd see something as it really is.

Oh wait, that's not my stuff.

That's somebody else's.