fishnfla
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Thu Nov-27-03 11:14 AM
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OK. I brined the bird for 12 hours, but when I went to carve it was raw! |
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What did I do wrong? Did I miss a step?
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Thu Nov-27-03 11:16 AM
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Didst thou smiteth it first?
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Thu Nov-27-03 11:45 AM
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thy salty brine was all one needest to do.
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Thu Nov-27-03 11:53 AM
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8. Then increaseth thee the salt that they brine becometh like |
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the Dead Sea, where our brothers didst smote the infidel mohammedans, and thy turkey shall be cooked forthwith and unto like a thing angelic.
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Thu Nov-27-03 11:46 AM
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the one between brining and carving...roasting!
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Thu Nov-27-03 11:22 AM
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... And All I Got Was This Lousy Turducken!
--bkl Done Been Brinin' My Bird for Jesus ...
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Thu Nov-27-03 11:29 AM
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3. Double the amount of salt for 2 more hours. |
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Thu Nov-27-03 11:44 AM
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4. Roger 2 more hours ought to do it! |
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I shall ply my guests with wine and beer. They wont know the difference.
Sushi Turkey, yeah thats it!
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Thu Nov-27-03 11:51 AM
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7. I hope you are going to serve... |
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Edited on Thu Nov-27-03 12:01 PM by hlthe2b
a Kaopectate/ciprofloxacin cocktail to go along with the Salmonella...
Seriously, please be careful!
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:02 PM
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11. Might want to just take the whole meal and serve it in the emergency room |
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so that there's no need to call an ambulance, or ask someone to drive while ill.
Turkey sashimi - not the best Thanksgiving idea.
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:14 PM
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13. Sushi turkey? I think you mrean "Tushi". |
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Or is that "tushy"? No, wait...that's something else entirely. nevermind
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:19 PM
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:22 PM
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16. Eggzackley. This is a no-sex thread. |
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Geezers don't like Ess-Ee-Ex cause it's nasty. ;-)
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:43 PM
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21. Hey, wait a minute here... |
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I'm a geezer and I LIKE ess ee ex because it's nasty!
:evilgrin: :bounce: :nuke:
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:53 PM
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24. well then yer just an ol prevert |
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Thu Nov-27-03 04:13 PM
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With a BIG shit-eating grin!
B-)
Um... so to speak.
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Thu Nov-27-03 11:55 AM
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It'll cook faster if you don't stuff it. Cook the stuffing on the side, in a bowl, covered with foil. Check it from time to time to make sure it hasn't dried out. If it has, add a little chicken broth.
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Thu Nov-27-03 11:58 AM
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10. Keep roasting the turkey until the temperature |
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at the inner thigh joint (where the drumstick meats the turkey groin) reaches 155 degrees F on an instant read thermometer. Then let the turkey stand for 10 minutes after you've taken it out of the oven. (It will continue cooking for a few minutes from the residual heat).
If the turkey is already the perfect toasty golden brown, cover it with foil before you put it back in the oven.
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:11 PM
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Its kinda gray with green edges
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:37 PM
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20. You need kitchen bouquet for the browning because |
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It might not brown properly after it has been brined.
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:01 PM
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28. Kitchen Bouquet is a beef base |
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and your bird will brown properly if it's basted in butter or pan drippings.
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:05 PM
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30. No kidding Sherlock but you can use it to brown Poultry |
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Why aren't you at your families restaurant today serving food?
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:06 PM
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31. At the expense of it's flavour |
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You don't read very well if you were ever under the impression that I would be at a restaurant serving food.
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:14 PM
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34. I did read that you had a most excellent menu in store |
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:40 PM
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38. It's coming together nicely. |
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And the boys are already arguing about politics and the Euro.
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:15 PM
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14. No matter what you read... |
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brining does NOT cook the bird. Brining is to seal the skin and add flavor, then you MUST cook it.
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Thu Nov-27-03 02:14 PM
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there is no ifs ands or maybes?
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:24 PM
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17. Did y'all know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary? |
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:26 PM
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18. DO NOT TAKE THAT BIRD OUT AT 155 THAT IS WRONG! |
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Edited on Thu Nov-27-03 12:28 PM by corarose
My Culinary College recommends the temp to be between 170 & 180 and I would take it out at 175.
THIS IS FROM THE TURKEY FEDERATION. Insert thermometer in the deepest part of breast or thigh. The thermometer should reach 170°F in the breast or 180°F in the thigh. When inserting the thermometer in the breast, insert from the side. The thermometer is easier to read and more accurate than when inserted from the top. Be sure to insert a thermometer into each bird.
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:28 PM
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19. How long did you cook the Bird? The Brine will discolor |
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Edited on Thu Nov-27-03 12:30 PM by corarose
The meat on the inside and it will make it look a pinkish color depending on what you used to brine it in. Salt cures meat and the end result can be a pinkish color which will fool you so you have to take the temp but do not serve it at 150 or you will end up in the emergency room. It's better to be safe then sorry.
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:48 PM
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22. I don't think he's cooked it - or plans to cook it - at all! |
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Seems he has the impression that he can just brine it, and that will 'cook' it, like throwing shrimp in lime juice.
That's my fear, that this bird will never see an oven.
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:51 PM
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23. You can't eat Turkey cervechi |
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:55 PM
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You just likely can't SURVIVE eating it.
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:57 PM
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26. Can you imagine what it would taste like? |
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Have you ever had undercooked chicken before? :puke:
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:03 PM
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29. I think you mean "Ceviche" |
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:07 PM
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32. Thanks Can I count on you as my Spell Check from now on? |
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:11 PM
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33. You may rely that if you continue to give inaccurate information |
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and I read it, I will point it out.
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:20 PM
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37. Your family owns a Restaurant then why aren't you at work? |
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I am just curious about this.
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:44 PM
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39. You have never read anywhere my saying "my family owns a restaurant" |
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but as it happens, My brother owns and operates one in California's Sonoma Valley. And my mother was the executive chef at one before her death two years ago.
My brother's restaurant is closed on Thanksgiving day, and he's here cooking along with the family.
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Thu Nov-27-03 12:59 PM
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27. Stick a meat thermometer in it and put it in the oven |
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Until the thermometer says it's done.
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:15 PM
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35. I say again...Did y'all know that the word "gullible" |
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is not in the dictionary?
Check it out.
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Thu Nov-27-03 01:17 PM
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36. I looked, and you're right - it isn't! |
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Thu Nov-27-03 02:12 PM
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40. Someone played a mean trick on me |
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Edited on Thu Nov-27-03 02:13 PM by fishnfla
they didnt say nothing about no oven!
I'm afraid that every opinion that my mother-in-law has about my so-called intelligence has been proven today. This is a disaster!
Great-grandma ate it, now shes looking kinda grayer, with green edges.
This will be the last time they ask me to host!
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Thu Nov-27-03 02:14 PM
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Add more salt to your grandma!
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