VALENTINES DAY IS COMING!!

[matcom]

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[TheProphetess]

1. You shouldn't have

Really....you shouldn't have....did you get a receipt?
:silly:

[Dave Reynolds]

2. What is that?

Some sort of evil cock-ring?

[GOPisEvil]

3. He's the painter of light - WTF is that? That's not a painting!

:puke:

[matcom]

5. It's LIGHT DAMMIT!!

embrace it!

[GOPisEvil]

6. How the hell do you embrace light?

I'm so confused. No wonder I'm single.

[matcom]

7. light is the essence of all that is.....

"all"

embrace it fucker

[GOPisEvil]

9. OK, OK, I'll embrace the damn light...

...somehow...

[matcom]

10. embrace it

EMBRACE IT DAMMIT!!

[GOPisEvil]

11. I'm fucking trying, dammit!!!

You ever try embracing a fucking photon?!?!?! Have you?!?!?

[Texasgal]

4. Ummm...

No thank you.

:P

[djeseru]

8. Uh....no.

:rofl:

[liberalhistorian]

12. Oh, fuck, you just had to remind me;

gotta remember to take the day off 'cause I always hate being out in the world on VD Day when I'm unattached. Especially when other women are getting gifts like this and it's been way too long for me. :hide: :rant: