Bush wouldn't tell Laura that he was going to Iraq,

[Cleita]

because she's a blabbermouth? They just said this on CNN. What, Laura wouldn't miss him on Thanksgiving? LOL

[impeach the gop]

1. She passed out with the twins

little after dinner cocktails maybe

[joeybee12]

2. She was too busy with the lawsuit against Girls Gone Wild

[SeveneightyWhoa]

3. Actually, from what I saw,

They told her only a few hours before he left. As if it really matters--he spends most of his time snorting coke by himself in the basement anyway.

[salinen]

4. "It was so strange"

said pickles to the CNN reporter. "W left the bed and I thought, as usual, he's just going to drain his chief of staff. Then he gets back into bed and, well, it wasn't W. It was that young SS guy who usually sleeps on the porch. So I think, well shoot, this is gonna be the best thanksgivin ever."

[Catshrink]

5. KKKarl gave him an ultimatum: Clear brush or go to Iraq.

"Oh, cool! Can I wear my jumpsuit?"
"OK"
"And I get to sleep on the plane and just wake up for the cameras?"
"Yes"
"By golly, I'll do it. Laura's pickled so she won't care."

[havocmom]

6. they didn't even tell bush* he was going to Iraq

they have no Depends on AF1