Is everything we ever thought we knew about SouthlandShari a LIE?

[sasquatch]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4612054&mesg_id=4612511
:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. She's just bein' a grrl

And she's very, very good at that. :loveya:

[southlandshari]

2. Awww....

:loveya:


I think sasquatch is referring to that bald-faced lie my sister told about me on her first night here!

Just wait til she logs back on!

:evilgrin:

[jobycom]

3. Stories like that can split a family apart forever.

It's just sad to see good people do this to each other. Sigh...

[southlandshari]

12. It's tragic.

It will take years for me to work through the trauma her casual remark has caused me.

:cry:


;)

[jobycom]

15. You should sue!!

No wait, that's her name. You should Shari!

[southlandshari]

23. .....

:rofl:


Very clever. As usual.

;)

[jobycom]

26. Yeah, I'm reminded

of the scene from Fight Club, where Tyler asks the narrator "How's that working out for you?" "What?" "Being clever."

It gets me a few :rofl: s here and there.

[Dave Reynolds]

6. You mean you really like MoonPies!

Thank goodness, my view of the world was breaking apart. :crazy:

[southlandshari]

18. I'm askeered NOT to love Moon Pies!

:D

[khashka]

4. Oh yeah....

We are waiting for the other shoe to drop!

Susie, this is your moment - tell us all the bad things about your sister!

Khash.

[sasquatch]

7. I see Khashka's waiting in anticipation

[khashka]

9. What? Girlfight Tonight doesn't get you going?

Besides, I know so much dirt on so many DUers that the NSA is fucking stupid not to hire me. And I have pictures!


Khash.

[sasquatch]

22. Yes it does, but I'm trying to be partial here

[southlandshari]

30. Partial to whom, darlin'?

:hi:

[sasquatch]

33. I meant to post "impartial", but I'm drunk

Can I have my Moon Pie nuked for 10 seconds?
:hi:

[southlandshari]

19. Susi probably had to work tonight.

She's a Hooters girl, you know.


:P

[flvegan]

5. No. No it's not.

She's got a great pair of...

At least, that's what I thought.

[sasquatch]

8. Well, I'll just let that lie

:yoiks:

[flvegan]

10. It's best that way.

She'll not deny nor refute what I've said. Maybe call me crazy. However, it's true.








Trust me.

[LeftyMom]

11. Her commie psychic titties?

I really enjoy that phrase, I'm gonna keep saying that until the mods throw a shit fit. Hell, I might make it my sig. :rofl:

[flvegan]

13. I mentioned NO titties. None. At all.

However, were I to envision them, not that I've done so, they would be very nice, I'm sure.

southlandshari's titties could probably (again, without my knowledge of fact) cause folks to abandon all of their beliefs. The CIA and FBI should really look into them.

Oh, my...

[LeftyMom]

14. Oh god, I've got the whole lounge saying "titties"

between this and the pittie thread, I think I'm starting more than my fair share of trouble lately. :blush:

[flvegan]

16. Speaking of titties...

How are my favorite twins doing this evening?

I am:

so bad
so lame
so wantingtheLMboobies

so gonna make her forget the aforementioned 3 shortcomings.

[LeftyMom]

17. They're uhhh...

:looks in neckhole of shirt to check on the girls:

there. :shrug: It's not cold in the office for once, if that's what you're asking, hon. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. You do, and I won't be able to post nothin'

I'll be laughin' too hard at everything you post.

:rofl:

I thought it was "psychic commie titties," though. :shrug:



Commie titties commie titties commietitties commietittiescommietittiescommietittiescommietitties... WOO WOOOOO!

[LeftyMom]

21. .

he he :evilgrin:



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[Oeditpus Rex]

24. I'm enshrined!

...or perhaps memorialized. :scared:



:hug:

[LeftyMom]

25. .

:rofl: :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Don't laugh just yet

You might wanna kick my ass first. :scared:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4618769&mesg_id=4618769

[LeftyMom]

28. nah

The mods might, if we keep saying titties in the lounge.

Maybe if we're really bad Skinner will pin a thread:

The Fun is Over II: NO MORE FUCKING TITTIES! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Quiddit!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



Damn, I'd forgotten how much fun that word is. :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

31. Okay, I won't say it.

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[Oeditpus Rex]

32. GAAAAA!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



Heh... okay...

:wipes eyes:





GAAAAA! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NMMNG]

34. Titties?

Woohoo!

[LeftyMom]

35. .

:bounce: :bounce:

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

36. Bouncy-bouncy

:evilgrin::D