IT'S ALL CLINTON'S FAULT!!!

[elshiva]

Please tell me why it is all Clinton's fault?

[Left Is Write]

1. The Clenis™ is behind everything.

The Clenis™ made me do it.

[elshiva]

4. Oh, so he's really Satan?

[Left Is Write]

7. No. The Clenis™ made Satan do it too.

[KitchenWitch]

2. The Clenis ordered Jesus' crucifixion

[elshiva]

3. LOL! Hadn't heard that one yet!

[KitchenWitch]

15. It was the Clenis who convinced Eve to eat the apple!

That is one powerful organ!

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

17. Actually, The Clenis™ chased Eve all over the garden of Eden,

threw up on her fig leaf, and tossed the apple into her mouth to shut her up.

[elshiva]

21. LOL!

I love you, Left is Write! :rofl:

[Left Is Write]

5. The Clenis™ invaded Poland.

[elshiva]

9. When did he get trademarked?

[Left Is Write]

10. When he started licensing merchandise for sale.

The Clenis™ is an opportunist.

[elshiva]

14. Oh, At least he remembered Poland.

[Left Is Write]

16. Remember, The Clenis™ never forgets.

[elshiva]

20. Is that a crime?

[Left Is Write]

22. No, it's a rule.

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. I heard that Jack Abramoff is really the Clenis in a trench coat and hat

[Left Is Write]

8. That would make him Jack Clenis™off

[Reverend_Smitty]

11. It's all starting to make sense now!

[Dave Reynolds]

12. What walks down stairs,

strips interns bare

and makes a slithery sound?

A thing, a thing, a flesh-colored ying,

Everyone knows it's Clenis!

[KitchenWitch]

13. The Clenis lit a match on the Hindenburg!

Oh the humanity!

[Left Is Write]

19. The Clenis™ sank The Lusitania.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. The Clenis is the AntiChrist