Sub Atomic
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Fri Jan-20-06 10:10 AM
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Why Bush couldn't be a paramedic. |
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George Bush and Dick Cheney are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Dick grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
President Bush whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "Gee well, er, I think Mr Cheney is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a gun shot is heard.
The President comes back on the line : "Okay, now what?????"
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Fri Jan-20-06 10:16 AM
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1. He should be Cheney and Rumsfield's paramedic! |
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