Freepers visit DU because

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. They cannot accept that other people have alternate views.

To them that's a threat.

[cade]

2. kitty said to

don't deny the wishes of the cat

[LastTime2BeFree]

3. so small they can't find it

I have known plenty of liberals with tiny penis. It's not their fault and is seems very sexist and insulting to use this fate of birth against anyone.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. OK they have tiny penises and clits...does that even it out for you?

[LastTime2BeFree]

10. Not even close

A two by four strapped the ass of Joe Stud to keep from falling in would be equal. Sorry - bad mood today.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. This is the Lounge, y'know. A little humour, perhaps?

Anyway, there's always Swedish chump-pumps if you need 'em.

[NightTrain]

7. Was your sense of humor amputated?

Pull the fuckin' bug out of your ass, fer chrissake!

[joeybee12]

5. The same reason we go to Freeperville--morbid curiosity to see what the

enemy is up to!

[xchrom]

8. i would have said

their brain and asshole was interchangeable -- but it didn't answer the question why -- so i went with triangle headed demon thingy.

[Renew Deal]

9. Their mothers didn't hug them as children.

[CSI Willows]

11. They can't stand anyone demonstrating their free speech right to dissent

yep

[Deja Q]

12. All of the above!

!

[SeveneightyWhoa]

13. I'm glad freepers visit here.

If they didn't, you'd know DU was doing something wrong.

[GOPisEvil]

14. Spelling lessons.

:-)

[Catch22Dem]

16. LOL

Now, that's a good one. I vote for spelling lessons.

[Fixated]

15. They're just gay.

Really really gay. And they don't know how to cope with their internal conflict.

[amandae]

17. They need an education

And don't seem to be getting that from freeper websites .... they have to have something to take back to freeperland and distort ....

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

18. How does a freeper know when his wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.



I've been wanting to use that one for a long time, and I'm sick of waiting for a good context to say it in.

[amandae]

20. Funny ....

but i can see why it wouldn't fit into too many social contexts ...

;-)

[sasquatch]

19. They're closet homosexuals and want to imbrace it along with liberalism

But have been trained into believing it's evil to care about people so they hide it. It's a sad sight to see:(

[populistmom]

21. The lactivist in me had to vote that they were bottlefed

However, I think perhaps in their twisted minds, they feel they are doing some kind of service by finding out what the "enemy" is really saying. If they stuck around long enough, they'd probably realize we're right (if they have an ounce of brain power in their heads).
The fact that they're repressed about their bodily fluids in a multitude of ways is only a small part of why they are what they are.

[KCDem]

23. lol, I was thinking that choice might piss off some DUers!

Another long-time BFer here (that's *breastfeeder*, you pervs!)

[populistmom]

24. Go boobies!

:thumbsup: 8 years under my belt in total of functional usage (now I'm back to strictly recreational usage) and hopefully one day I will work as a lactation consultant (I was a post partum doula for awhile also) once I finish nursing school and rack up all the hours I need.
It's a very important (and generally overlooked) public health issue.

:)

[rppper]

22. other........

...they are gluttons for punishment....

[rbnyc]

25. Same reason DUers go to Free Republic.

They think we're idiots and assholes and they want to make fun of us.

[sasquatch]

26. True

But they truly are idiots though:)

[rbnyc]

27. Indeed.

I generally don't bother with them.

[LincolnMcGrath]

28. DU has ALL the

progressive, beautiful, compassionate, intellectual women.

[Cheswick2.0]

29. you win the prize for best answer

congratulations!!! :yourock:

[Swede]

30. They want to find out what the "F" word is.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. and since they have a problem with this poll

why not tell the fucking fascists what you really think about them

[ulysses]

32. can do

[sistersofmercy]

33. Because their chat rooms are so boring, otherwise why would they

come here to disrupt!

[johnnie]

34. They want to...

...use the term Feltcher, and feel good that what they do can be used in a sentence :shrug: