How did his handlers get chimpy to go to Iraq?

[CanuckAmok]

Obviously, he didn't know where Air Force One was headed.

So...how did they trick him?

[HEyHEY]

1. haha...your question assumes he actaully runs things!

The baby-sitter probably said...."Now George get on this plane or we'll have to tell your Dad when he gets home"

[corarose]

2. The carrot and stick method except they used a bananna

They held the bananna in front of the Chimps face and he went along for the photo op.

[HawkerHurricane]

3. They told him he was going to Disneyland!

nt

[corarose]

4. LOL

Thank You I have a gummy worm hung in my throat now.

[Brewman_Jax]

5. Video game time

You'll get more time and no reporters will interrupt the game--or nap time. :party: LOL

[BringEmOn]

6. Promised him

72 virgins?

[regnaD kciN]

7. ANSWER: They didn't...

...they were flying to the Crawford ranch as usual, when George decided he wanted to be the navigator this time!

:evilgrin:

[NIGHT TRIPPER]

8. the remote control auto pilot they used for 911

worked pretty good I'd say

[nuxvomica]

9. They told him it was all pretend

They said that they were going to fake another event. He still believes he flew to a soundstage in a remote part of Texas. Oh sure, they originally told him he would actually be going to Iraq but the story had to be changed to get him out of a locked bathroom.

[peekaloo]

10. His family didn't want him around on Thanksgiving.

[Atman]

11. He was easy to fold up into a small package

for discreet transportation, since he HAS NO SPINE.

[Scott Lee]

12. They put a "Curious Caterpillar" book on AirForce One

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