Best Freeper impersonation

[Old and In the Way]

OK, here's mine:

You guys suck because you aren't patriotic like me and like Toby Keith and because you let kids read your posts and besides it's not about the oil and, anyways, HITLERY AND KLINTOON!!!!!


Am I ready for FreeRepublic or what?

[CanuckAmok]

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[Don_G]

2. Call The White House

Dimbo knows more about Sex than you can ever dream of....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. If you all got off your lazy asses and got a job

instead of sitting around hating America, the economy would be fine. The only reason anything at all is wrong is because KKKLinton was too busy getting bj's and let Bin Laden get away. Bush is a real leader. Even if he is wrong he doesn't waffle. That is leadership. Bomb their ass and steal their oil. Better to go there and kill them than wait here for them to kill us.

(on edit: probably not a very good freeper impersonation. I spelled everything correctly)

[CanuckAmok]

4. the chilling thing about NSMA's post is...

...how realistic it is. I have seriously read those exact words before. Brrr...

[rumguy]

7. beautiful

a pitch-perfect impersonation!

[Dogmudgeon]

15. Spelled EVERYTHING correctly?

It's KKKlintoon, not KKKlinton.

Get a brain, Moran!

--bkl
On edit: :)

[BlueJazz]

5. I'd get our Men out of there...

...and then drop 50 Nukleur bombs on them maybe even go to those other
counties like sadie arabia and do the same thing.
Lets show them whose Boss!!

[proud patriot]

6. I support bushtroops I support bushamerica

bush is America bush is the troops you can't
support the troops if you don't support bush
bush is America bush is the troops bush is
the Constitution bush is the rule of law

All heil bush

*note* this was an interpretation of my perception
of people who blindly follow a man over our troops
America,The Constitution and the Rule of Law .

[Spider Jerusalem]

8. REAL Americans love war, guns, the Bible, and oil.

No one who isn't some sort of left-wing anti-American atheist SCUM would have a problem with our army going to some godforsaken Middle East hellhole to use our guns, take their oil, and convert them to Christianity.

(I'll stop there...I'm scaring myself.)

[CanuckAmok]

9. "One nation, under G.O.D."

Gold
Oil
Drugs

[bratcatinok]

10. You forgot one!

Is Hillary wearing Old Crusty again?

And yeah, I have to listen to that kind of idiocy because sister dear is a repug who loves free republic. She actually donates her hard earned money to keep the site running. I wonder if I was adopted.

[Marion Delgado]

11. No you're not ready for that popular and addictive forum

People working to roll back decades of governmental largesse, to root out political fraud and corruption, and to champion causes which further conservatism -- mainstream values -- in America, have no time for the useful idiots of the Left who crawl out from under their rocks whenever terrorists attack Americans to hold their communist-organized "anti-war" protests.

Notice when the liberals have nothing to say, because the most popular president in history is supporting the troops, standing strong and tall again, and fixing the Clinton recession, they have to turn to uncivil discourse, but we can change the tone in Washington, and on the internet that Bill Gates built, too. It may take running you Birkenstock-shod, crystal-carrying, peasant-dress-wearing hippie rejects off the Net -- or even out of America, including Kookyfornia -- but don't worry, you can still have your gay marriages and anti-American hate sites in Holland and France, and for a bonus, buy dope with your welfare checks.

[Turbineguy]

12. Congrats! Now that's a good impersonation!

[Guaranteed]

13. Wow....you're good!

That sounded stupid as hell! ;)

On edit: That part about Bush "standing tall" WITH the troops is the most hilarious part...they say that dumb-ass crap all the time- they don't even realize that BUSH isn't doing a goddamned thing at all on his own to "defend" our country (ha ha, that's funny too)!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. Almost too good

[Kahuna]

22. This is clearly the winner. "Liberals support terror. blah blah..

They hate America and our Godly president...blah blah blah."

[brainshrub]

27. That was amazing!

I could only dream of pretending to be that ignorant & stupid! Way to go! :toast:

[Piperay]

16. GET OVER IT...

Gore tried to steal the election and got caught Bush is President, you commie pinkos need to GET OVER IT!!!! :puke:

[girl gone mad]

17. NewsMax says:

hitlery is going to be the democRATs presidential nominee in 2004. the democRATS will try to steala the election again like they did in 2000. as soon as hitlery gets into office, she will take away all of our guns and raise the taxes on white people to 100% then give the money to inner city crack addicts and homosexal people. she will also declare christianty illegal and hand over our miltary to china.

[Hillsey]

18. Clintons powerful penis

No matter what the subject or how may years before or after the year 1992, it's all because clinton masterbated all over the oval office and in the sinks and all over Lewinskisi's dress. He did nothing else the whole time he was in office in 8 years. I'm so tired how they played that out for 10 years before and after that happened.

[Kamika]

19. And here's mine. say what ya think

You know instead of just sitting around blaming Bush on everything why not look at all the GOOD stuff he's done? Unlike Clinton, Bush actually DOES something about the terrorists instead of just bombing emty hospitals. And seriously do you really think Gore would have done anything about them? He would have just one to the UN where the french had said no and unlike Bush, Gore would have just taken it up the a**.

And about the election GET OVER IT, it's not like you would have gone around accusing Gore of stealing the election if the roles had been reversed.

Just face it that majority of americans, unlike this small elitist group you call "DU" Likes Jesus, we like the commandements, we want a strong defence, and we do NOT want higher taxes.


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And voila. pretty scary huh

[Turbineguy]

28. Pretty Good, I must say, but

May I suggest more spelling errors and fewer multisilabic words?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

20. Ann Coulter is HOT! (nt)

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. I oughta be taking down every freaks name here on this board.

It's a shame that my neighbor's cousin's boss's sister's son's girlfriend's brother is over there protecting your sorry ass...;)

[camero]

23. There are Jobs everywhere

Let em work at McDs instead of IT. I thought that was a laugher.

And also Mr. Bubble last night.

BTW: Sorry your post was locked. It was a good one.

[Papa]

24. Hey you pissants...

If you dont like America why donst you just leave? It's obvious you hate our country and hate freedoms. We are under attack and we need to defeat the enemy at all cost, you support the terrorists by attackig the President. You hate everything that makes this country grate. I hope you all die a painful dearth!

[RandomKoolzip]

25. A painful "dearth?"

A dearth of what? Medication?

[VermontDem2004]

26. Shut up LIEBRUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Democrats your melting.

Sad thing is more people than ever are working which really pisses the libdems off as they want more and more people to be dependent on the government.

Think about it, the clinton bubble market collapse and recession, the 9-11 attacks and the resulting wars...and now the bush economy is recovering!

GOOD NEWS FOR AMERICA TO DEMOCRATS IS LIKE WATER TO THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!

DEMOCRATS: YOU'RE MELTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I ready for Free Republic yet?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

29. Almost. Use pic of WHITE football player as a sig and you're there. (nt)

[ronnykmarshall]

30. Go to Iraq

if you don't like it. You libs hate freedom.

[ozymandius]

31. HERE YA GO HITLERY KLINTOON LOVERS.

(1) You lefties suck.
(2) You make me wanto to puke only you're not worth it because my vomit is better than the ground you LIEberal assholes walk on you KLINTOON asskissers.
(3) A year from now when the economy is booming and President Bush has made the towelheads kiss his ass and the world is a peaceful place again the 2004 Bush landslide will make the GREAT 1980 REAGAN REVOLUTION look like a squeaker. You LIEberals will all be spending time in the shithouse.

(1) pat insult void of any reasoning, direct personal attack
(2) another pat insult full of hyperbole, profanity and a run-on sentence plus grammatically incorrect despite the effort
(3) more again of the forementioned hyperbole, baseless vitriol, taunts and threats, more profanity

[T_i_B]

32. Hey, I LOVE guns!

Guns, Guns, Guns, my gun = my penis and those damm pesky pinkocommiebabyeatinggungrabbinghomosexualadgendaliberals weant to take my gun!

That and the obligatory gumph about "Kintoon's" cock of course. :eyes:

[radfringe]

33. If you don't support the president then you

are a traitor!

question: Considering that YOU didn't support Clinton while he was in office - doesn't that also make you a traitor?

Freeper: That's different

[VOX]

34. PING! PING!

God told me to ping!

:toast:

[Booberdawg]

35. As CanuckAmok says, Clinton's might penis!

Clinton's mighty penis! Clinton's mighty penis!
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Clinton's mighty penis! Clinton's mighty penis!

[Dr Fate]

36. You want "freedom fries" with that??

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