Let There Be Peas On Earth

[Dogmudgeon]

It's a Christmas Carol, ya ignorant, libbrul, God-hating basstids!

Imagine it being sung by a cute little kid, about seven years old, in a perfect, angelic soprano register, after you've promised to take him or her out to the garage for a bare-ass belt whipping if the song gets screwed up.

In other words, with sweetness and sentimentality.

Sheesh!


Let There Be Peas On Earth

Let there be peas on Earth
And let them begin with me
Let there be peas on Earth
The peas that were meant to be

Without peanut butter
Toast tastes great with cheese
Let me put peanut butter
Upon my toast with peas

Let peas begin with me
Both frozen and from the can
With every pie I bake
Let peas line the baking pan

I’ll eat each meal
And snack a great deal
On peas eternally
Let there be peas on Earth
And let them begin with me


--bkl
Let there be Turduckens on Earth ...

[areschild]

1. Visualize whirled peas.

(stolen from a bumber sticker)

[name not needed]

2. and how do you get peas?

'with a knife!'-homer simpson

[Mikimouse]

3. Reminds me of the 2000 Fairbanks State Fair

Where the theme for the fair was "Give Peas a Chance", and which featured T-shirts with a peace sign lined with peas. Great idea. Got two T-shirts to commemorate it.

[ClintonTyree]

4. Peas on Earth...............

Gouda wheel, toward men.