Jessica Simpson's pie to be featured in Super Bowl ad

[underpants]

In an undated handout photo from Pizza Hut, singer/actress Jessica Simpson carries a pizza with Cheesy Bites. Super Bowl ads are on the way. This year, even more than in recent years, advertisers are doing more to leverage the impact of a splashy ad on the Super Bowl by fashioning online campaigns and promotions in hopes of keeping up interest in the ads. (AP Photo/Pizza Hut, Prashant Gupta)

Super Bowl Advertisers Make Online Tie-Ins
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060121/ap_on_bi_ge/super_bowl_ads_preview_10

NEW YORK - If Miss Piggy is dressing up like Jessica Simpson, monkeys are rampaging around office cubicles and networking druids are yammering into cell phones, it can only mean one thing: Super Bowl ads are on the way.

This time, Degree will be making its new ad — which depicts daily life in a city populated entirely by stunt men — widely available for viewing and downloading on the Internet, including a "director's cut" and other variations, George says.

Emerald Nuts won attention last year with an ad featuring a talking unicorn. It is putting 10 percent of its annual ad-buying budget into the Super Bowl, stepping up a recent campaign that uses the letters of its brand to spell out surreal situations. Coming up on Super Bowl Sunday: Eagle-eyed Machete Enthusiasts Recognize A Little Druid Networking Under The Stairs.

Also, the goofy characters in the ad — several machete-wielding businessmen and a fast-talking druid — will be appearing in an online ad campaign around the same time as the game, Mendes said. He's also hoping to get more for his money by convincing retailers to showcase his product around the time of the game, since they hope the ad will stir up sales

[LynneSin]

1. Seriously, if that woman wasn't all silicone who the hell would she be?

Such a great role model for our girls? Yes, you too can be famous if you're willing to slice up your body and alter it so you look like a fricking barbie doll. Talent? Hell who needs talents with the technology they have in the music industry where they can backfill your voice so you come out sound like Lena Horne.

:grr:

[Coventina]

2. I'm with ya. JS is one of the few people I absolutely loath.

She's nothing but a slutty cheerleader from High School.
A walking venereal disease.

[LynneSin]

4. I don't know if she's a 'walking venereal disease'

except that she dresses like one. She just doesn't have any talent, she's (along with her sister) is a product of an overly ambition father who would prostitute his daughters in order to make a few bucks.

My dad encouraged me to go out there and be all I could be but I also know he would never ever sell me like a cheap whore nor would he have ever encourage me to alter my body surgically in order to get ahead in life!

[Yavin4]

5. She's All Natural. No Silicone

She started off as Gospel Baptist singer, but she was dismissed because, now get ready for this, her tits were getting so big that it was causing impure thoughts. No shit. She was pushed out of church singing because her tits got too big.

[underpants]

6. Praise the lord

:yoiks:

[matcom]

9. and pass the pie

:bounce:

[matcom]

11. ssshhhh Yavin

don't tell them THAT! it's how they hate :P

[matcom]

3. Jessica's PIE?!!??!!111

:wow:

me likey pie :9

[underpants]

7. Ewwwww

she's ugly....see posts 1,2, and 4

:P

[matcom]

8. right

a 'walking venereal disease'

[underpants]

10. Calling my health care to see if they cover that

TAKE A PILL!!!!

[DS1]

12. She has big teeth and dyes her hair. I would definitely not hit that

[underpants]

13. Look here butthole

On the right. Sorry about the subject line I am not very good with the puncuation,

Animal rights activists from PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, and AnimaNaturalis stage a naked protest as one holds up a banner reading 'How many lives just for a coat' in Barcelona, Spain, Saturday, Jan. 21, 2006, to denounce the abuse and slaying of animals to make fur coats. Representing the number of minks it takes on average to make a fur coat, the 70 men and women lay down, curled up on the pavement outside Barcelona city hall. (AP Photo/Manu Fernandez)

[DS1]

14. So, in the future, when the movie based on The Lounge goes right to DVD

credits
credits
...and introducing DS1 as 'Butthole on the right'


great. just great.

[ET Awful]

18. GAAAAAH! Put a warning next time. . .

ARRRRGH, my EYES! :scared:

[KitchenWitch]

16. And all along I thought it was tacos you liked

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

17. Taco Pie?

It's excellent

[DS1]

15. kick for the mammaries

[KitchenWitch]

19. It looks as if she has packed on the weight since she left Nick

Just sayin'