I'm in a mood to start a flame war in GD. What should I title the post?

[maveric]

Just in the mood to stir up the shitpot. What controversial topic should I use?

Abortion?
Hillary for prez?
Is the IRA a terror group or freedom fighters?
Another JFK conspiracy thread?
Is there a God? or Was Jesus real?
Al Gore should shut the fuck up?

C'mon! Help me out with this!
Lets get GD a rockin!

[LSK]

1. "why I like Alito"

That should get you flamed good!

[ZombieNixon]

2. Just put "DLC" somewhere in the subject line...

That'll get them goin'

:evilgrin:

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

3. The Al Gore one would get immediate, angry even threatening responses.

At least 50 responses in less than 5 minutes.}(

[BulletproofLandshark]

4. "Hey far-lefties, here's why the DLC's our only hope..."

[Gatchaman]

5. I've always wanted to start a flame war in the September 11 forum

but that's too easy.

[FarLeftRage]

15. Oh yeah???

I don't think there are any reasons...

[skygazer]

6. "Why do Democrats support partial birth abortion?"

I think that should do the trick. Go get 'em, Tiger!

[leftstreet]

7. "Will Hillary be on Oprah this week?"

[LSK]

8. another way is to attrack a certain GD poster to your thread

That guy = Ugh!

[maveric]

9. I wont do that. But I heard that this LSK person is .....Oh forget it!

:silly:

[ikojo]

10. What about "Wal-Mart Rocks and I can't

wait to shop there!"

That should get people going.

[graywarrior]

11. Kerry

with a :popcorn:

[Shine]

12. How about : I HATE CATS WITH A PASSION!!!!!

:shrug:

oops, I just noticed you said GD.(DUH) ..well that changes everything. Say something outrageous about Kerry or Hillary and you're handled.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Jon Stewart is a Repub mole!

[flvegan]

14. PETA says "Hillary is a Skank" while clubbing seals with ivory tusk!!!!

[unsavedtrash]

16. ralph nader n/t

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. Try "I don't think Lieberman will vote for Alito."

:popcorn:

[xmas74]

18. We have a winner!

Just throw in Hillary somewhere and that puppy will hit 500 replies in about an hour.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

19. I think Hillary is going to vote against it. But Nelson is voting yes.

:popcorn:

[xmas74]

21. I'm sticking around for this one.

Maybe you should post it instead?:popcorn: :popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

22. I don't have the energy ..............

:popcorn:

[xmas74]

23. And I have the flu.

:popcorn:

[trof]

20. Confederate flag.

Guaranteed.
Every time.

[leftofthedial]

24. Defend Lieberman

I dare ya

[maveric]

27. I dare not.

[Kiteflyer]

25. Try....."Homosexuals are people, too."

Should be good for at least 100 replies.

[SofaKingLiberal]

32. Heh, imagine what kind of response it would get at freeptardland. n/t

[NoPasaran]

26. What about a Lieberman/Fonda ticket in 2008?

[TallahasseeGrannie]

28. Michael Moore is a fat, greedy, racist phony.

Or...

I think we should give intelligent design a chance in the classroom

or...

Small cars kill people

or...

Bush is really a nice looking guy

[ismnotwasm]

29. How about the "I need help replying to this email"

And them post one of those tired old emails with multiple ethnic slurs. Leave the Swedes out of it though goddam it.

Edit: oh! Do the "I hate kids in movie theaters one, that even gets the lounge going... Um how bad do you want this?

[jarab]

30. Arab-American chosen as Secretary of State. eom

...O...

[SofaKingLiberal]

31. Why we shouldn't use profanity on DU......

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[Beausoir]

33. Circumcision.

Boy..I got singed in that one.