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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 03:23 PM
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New study demonstrates men who post on freerepublic are impotent.
That's why they need to sit at their computers all night long jacking off and disrupting here to get their rocks off.

(where's that finger emoticon when you need it.)
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 03:23 PM
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1. why did they get rid of that emocion
It was my fave and lol NSMA.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 03:25 PM
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2. I thought it was because of all the stryctnine in their systems?
;) Oh well you learn someting new everyday:)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 03:27 PM
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3. they have inverted penises
So I suspect that the only thing they can jerk off when trolling over here is their Bush Aviator Doll! :o
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 03:29 PM
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4. I Heard Those Bush Dolls Are Anatomically Incorrect
They make Junior with opposible thums :D
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 03:29 PM
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5. Yes. It's an anatomically correct doll, so it has an asshole for a mouth.
Edited on Fri Nov-28-03 03:30 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
OK cryingshame..we were posting at the same time ;-)
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 03:31 PM
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6. Wonder how hard it is to type with a magnifying glass and a tweezer
in order to jack off...that after taking the Dole...little blue pill?
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Lefta Dissenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 03:36 PM
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7. Counting freepers on DU today
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 03:47 PM
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8. OMG!!!!!...
I had one post over at FR before I got banned!

:scared: my sperm might have already died!

If I start singing Soprano, I'm yanking off my scrotum and heading for a life in the mountains!

:kick:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 06:16 PM
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9. ROFL!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 06:17 PM
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10. They're also ugly and their mothers dress them funny!
:P
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 10:39 PM
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15. They're ugly and their Auntie Grandma's dress them funny.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 06:21 PM
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11. Why did the freeper buy a new suit?
The doctor told him he was impotent,so he thought he should look impotent.
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sistersofmercy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 06:22 PM
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12. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
There sure have been a lot on here today!
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 10:34 PM
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13. Fuck em..since they are spamming us lets' emasculate them somemore
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 10:37 PM
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14. Darn that dud. He got my thread deleted by default.
Take that, Freep-boy.
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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-28-03 10:42 PM
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16. Need Magnifying Glasses to find their schlongs
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