ZombyPoll #35H: Why Am I Watching CNN?

[Zomby Woof]

Just spread the Cool Whip on me, and bathe me in your love!

[matcom]

1. my vote?

you'll have to guess :D

[Zomby Woof]

4. I can read between the cheeks!

:D

[SOteric]

10. He is

- the wind beneath your sheets.

[Salviati]

2. I'm gonna have to go with a combo here:

I ate too many leftovers and can't think

Because I am too lazy to shower and put on real clothes

and,

Because yelling at Tucker Carlson makes me feel ALIVE!!!!!!

[ProudGerman]

3. I voted other

The remote is currently out of reach, and you're far to lazy to sit up so you can reach it.

Happens to me more often than I'd like.

[madrchsod]

5. because you are to lazy

to get off your butt and go shopping. shop till you drop! spend ,spend ,spend..sorry it`s a turkey hang over....

[LSparkle]

6. The most reliable source for news ...

my ass!!!!!! Right now they're talking about how the electoral college is looking good for ... the walking, talking, steaming pile of horse plop ... although within the last hour they've assessed how poorly the dems are doing. God, we need the Gore network before this election really starts heating up!

[Zomby Woof]

7. Welcome to DU!

Bill Schneider is a malignant troll. :puke:

[KittyWampus]

8. The Jack Daniels In Your Pie!

must be a pie overdose... :)

[LSparkle]

11. Love your Avatar

hadn't seen one like my Mona before this !!!

[specimenfred1984]

9. Other, You're marvelling at advanced propaganda

At least they think it's advanced. I think it's sick. Still, I watch it sometimes to see where the sheeple are being led.

That and, the music playing along with the drug side-effect listings is so farkin' funny!

"La la la, diarhea-vomiting-cramping, la, la, la, bloating, fever!"

[Astarho]

12. Because Kadecarrion's at work

Just so long as you lavish love and attention on her when she gets home.

[Zomby Woof]

13. I will also lavish her with pie!

:D