Happy thanksgiving advice for dieters

[Chilly_Willy]

Happy Thanksgiving! And for anyone else Happy Friday, haha I don't have to go to work today!!!

Here's a joke I saw on a diet forum funny funny :

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to
know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heartattacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The conclusion then is...
Eat and drink what you like, speaking English is apparently what kills you.