Holy Crap! There's a van with a "NSA" paint job parked across the street!

[Jara sang]

White van with N.S.A.

And this on the door:

At first I thought they were birdwatchers because the eagle on the door plus they have binoculars and cameras with a hugh telephoto lens. Then it hit me... We killed all the Bald eagles around here years ago and sold their gall bladders on the black market.

This is HUGH!!! I'm SERIES it's been parked there for three days. Ever so often the passenger side door opens up and a hand throws a gatorade bottle full of yellow liquid into the bushes. The vans got pointy antennea and radar dishes poking out from it!!! SERIESLY!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. Well, hell... if you ain't doin' nuttin' wrong,

you ain't got nuttin to worry about?

Do you?

[Jara sang]

2. Yeah they are probable scoping out the Meth lab across the street.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. No, more likely the Quakers down the block

far more dangerous, you see.

[Jara sang]

4. Quaker coke dealers are the best.

They never cut there product with aspirin or baby powder. It would be dishonest.

[Marie26]

14. True 'dat

:rofl::rofl:

[Vickers]

5. Go stick a tater in their tailpipe.

:spank:

[Roland99]

16. "I ain't fallin' for that potato in the tailpipe trick"

:rofl:

[raysr]

6. It's a bio-hazard

to throw human waste out the window as described, therefore illegal. Call the DOT, they have to pick that shit(urine) up.

[JamesTee]

7. I always see ...

the "Two Guys From Quantico Pizza" van outside my house and sometimes Flowers By Irene."

[savemefromdumbya]

8. there ya go!

[Horse with no Name]

9. Run up and take a picture

Tell them you want to post it on DU.:evilgrin:

[Burried News]

10. Is there a Dunkin Donuts across the street?

[Jara sang]

11. No, but there is a 'Baby GAP"

Maybe it's a Al Quadea front operation! SERIES!

[SPKrazy]

12. And There Are Little Green Army Men In The Trees!

Time to give up the crack pipe:sarcasm:

[mitchtv]

13. Littering? law and order you know

call the locals to givem a ticket

[rumpel]

15. Citizen's arrest for littering.

[Rex]

17. Go ask em if they want some coffee.

Pissin ina bottle... :rofl:

[The_Casual_Observer]

18. Let the air out of the tires. It will take them 2 weeks to figure out

what to do.

[Swamp Rat]

19. Bring them donuts and coffee, and ask them politely who they are spying on

:D

[bananas]

23. I like that graphic

do you have a web page gallery?

[Stephanie]

20. Quick! Call Homeland Security!

And FEMA!

[murray hill farm]

21. How about this....

Go outside with your camera and your binocculars...take some pics and then just focus your binocs on them and let them see you looking at them via their own binocs? That should be fun!

[Liberal In Texas]

22. ...And I've got some nice land in Nebraska I'll sell to you...NSA

is a SECRET agency. Well they used to be....
Nice joke.

Read...




\

By James Bamford




By the way. This guy is on our side. He's been shouting in the wilderness for about 20 years. NOW maybe someone will hear him.

[The_Casual_Observer]

24. Secret my ass.

www.nsa.gov

Complete with slow loading static web pages and a stupid looking eagle. I didn't bother to look for the
"help wanted/ job opportunities" page, but it's there someplace

[Liberal In Texas]

26. USED to be secret was what I said...

And WTF-- now this is in the lounge?

[Viva_La_Revolution]

25. You're SO busted...!

Cue Project Z!! ( the secret one)

The Orgasm was a dud!! Repeat... The Orgasm was a dud!!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. Where in the hell is Oscar when you need him?

:rofl:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

28. Does the driver have on striped yellow-and-black

Greta Garbo sunglasses and a red hunting cap?
This NSA truck gig sounds like right up his alley.
Every time he wants me to leave him alone he puts on
a CIA badge and pretends to be invisible. You know, he
taps his own e-mail.

[jmowreader]

29. The gatorade bottle is the tipoff...

The NSA is supposed to have all these brazillions of dollars in unaccountable-for petty cash, right? Don'tcha think they would have a toilet in their van?

Still funny, though.

[Hugin]

30. It's a fake. The real NSA vans say Nate's Savory Apples on the side.

It's probably only a Freeper trying to make you paranoid.

[Jara sang]

31. Still there

Residents have succumbed to writing "Wash Me!" in the dust on the back windows.

[xmas74]

32. Go buy a dozen day old donuts

and chat them up.
I'd be dumb enough to do it.

Good way to start the convo right here:

(knock on van window)
"UH-whatyadoin'? Wanna donut?"

See if they give you a dirty look or not.