"Dubya, the turkey=hearted.....off to Baghdad, there he goes....

[buycitgo]

Turnipseed never saw him
Everybody says he blows

All the Iraqi people
Wished he'd stopped to say hell-o....

OK folks, take it from there

[carpediem]

1. Hillary went to Baghdad

and Rove said you'll have to go

So dubya the turkey-hearted
decided to put on a show

[ronnykmarshall]

2. W didn't like the turkey

Didn't like it a bit.
Told Laura "I outta here woman, I'll be back in just a bit."

Jumped on a plane to Iraq,
To act like he cares for the troops.

But no dog pony show,
will keep his numbers out of the poops!

[Raven]

3. Georgie, porgie, puddin pie...

checked the polls and said "I'll fly"
If I can con a few more men,
Back in office I'll be again!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. Rove checked up on the numbers

Did not like what he saw.
It seemed that Billary Clinton
would be hogging the media's maw.

So, dragging Shrub from sleepyland
he ploped him in Air Force One
So he could hold a turkey
And pretend the war was won.

[Catshrink]

5. A couple....

Junior hopped a plane to Baghdad
'Cuz KKKarl promised him a snort.
His trip made him glad and us so sad
Why oh why didn't Babs abort?



The real President went to Kabul
To talk to real people and see for herself.
She was outstanding, she's no fool,
She belongs in the Whitehouse, not that elf.