Best line from The Big Lebowski

[UCLA02]

Just found out about this in Vegas in February. I am soooo there. Any other DUers interested? Or is nobody as twisted as I?

http://www.lebowskifest.com/west.asp

I know there are others, so post 'em if ya got 'em. I just didn't want to put an "Other" option so I could get 10 of them in.

[Swede]

1. I try not to watch it too often,then treat myself

It slays me every time.

[theemu]

2. "This is what happens, Larry...

...This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS."

[UCLA02]

3. SHIT, missed that one!!

Yeah, just watched it for about the 342nd time. Brilliant!

[tridim]

4. "We found it on the road, lodged against an abutment" -Cop

"Oh, Geez lodged where?" -Dude

"It's green.. with uhh.. rust.. discoloration" -Dude

"just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!" -Walter

"I am the Walrus" -Donny

"and these guys peed on it?" -Donny
"Shut the fuck up Donny" -Walter

"You know the Seattle Seven? That was me... and six other guys."

"There's a beverage here!" -Dude

I could quote it all day, so I'll stop.

[Paul Hood]

5. I want a lawyer.

I want William Kuntsler or Ron Kuby.

[absyntheNsugar]

6. "Man...he treats objects like women!"

"Man I fucking hate the Eagles!"

[Guaranteed]

15. Hee hee great ones!

And I hate the fucking Eagles too.

[villager]

7. "I'm shomer fuckin' Shabbas..."

how many Fridays have I remembered that one?

[sasquatch]

8. "Like we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money!!"

There are too many good lines to vote on this needs some deep thinking.:think:

[UCLA02]

9. I agree

Biting off more than one can chew to try to make a poll with just 10. But it's still fun.

"He's a nihilist."
"That must be exhausting."

[Guaranteed]

10. As the world's foremost expert on the Big Lebowski,

I have to say that of those you posted, "NOBODY fucks with the Jesus!" is definitely the best line. "8 year olds, Dude" is also an outstanding one.

Of course, like you said, though, there are others....

"Is this your homework, Larry?"

"This will not stand."

"I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

"And no funny stuff."

"Careful, man! There's a beverage here!"

I could go on for days.

[UCLA02]

12. I had about 3 or 4 of those in there at diff times

I agree, I don't think anybody could narrow it down to only 10 for a poll, but it's created some great posts.

"Asian-American, please"
"This isn't a guy who built the fuckin' railroads, Walter"

[UCLA02]

13. I heard Tara Reid say she has people still ask her...

to sign autographs with that line. She also says she refuses.

[Guaranteed]

14. LOL!

Yeah..."Let me go find a cash machine...."

[ryharrin]

11. "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass"

or "Shut up Donny, you're out of your element here"

[sasquatch]

16. "Is this your only form of identifacation"

(holds Ralp's supermarket savings card):evilgrin:

[bpcmxr]

17. Can anyone name

the fabulous singer/songwriter who plays the woman who donates the toe?

[UCLA02]

25. Aimee Mann, eh.

nt

[bpcmxr]

30. Well done.

[JVS]

18. "It's like Lenin said man, uh you just look for the people who will....

benefit and ummmm ...."

[theemu]

28. "I am the Walrus?"

[Guaranteed]

34. Shut the FUCK up, DONNY!!

:)

[JVS]

19. I totally want to go!

Anyone live between Pittburgh and Las Vegas and need a ride?

[Guaranteed]

23. I do too.

Live in IL. Dunno if my girlfriend would want to go, though.

[UCLA02]

24. I'm about 3-4 hrs from Vegas

It seems they usually hold them in the midwest. Maybe you could catch one of the regular anual ones. This seems to be just a one-off. I just have to jump at the Vegas one for purely logistical reasons.

I'm serious about trying to hook up w/ some DUers for this. Anybody serious about going, please email me.

Scott

[e-mail]

[JVS]

26. Yeah, if that isn't the at the same time as the 72 hour math modeling...

competition I'm going to drive out.

[SmileyBoy]

20. "Where's the money, Lebowski???!!!"

(Thugs dunk his head in the toilet)

"I don't know, I think it's down there somewhere. Let me check again..."

[JVS]

21. Where's the fucking money SHITHEAD!

[UCLA02]

22. "Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn..."

"...that means YOU owe money to Jackie Treehorn."

[JVS]

27. Does it look like I'm fucking married? Do you see a ring on thins finger?

[UCLA02]

29. (As he holds up his RIGHT hand) nt

[sasquatch]

33. "Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up."

[Braden]

31. "careful man, there's a beverage here, hey!"

my favorite.

if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

[PDittie]

32. When Turturro licks the bowling ball n/t

[Richardo]

35. Nihilists! Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism...

...at least it's an ethos.

:D

[youngred]

42. not to mention

keeping an illegal uh, aquatic, uh mamal, in the uh, city

[HEyHEY]

36. Fucking facist!

[VOX]

37. "I'm holding a beverage!"

So sayeth the Dude.

:toast:

[Dr Fate]

38. "This agression will not stand...man"

...

[Iverson]

39. It really held the room together.

:-)

[peekaloo]

40. Lebowski Quiz!

you're being very un-dude.....if you don't take it. :D

http://www.alansmind.com/lebowskiquiz.php

[UCLA02]

41. That's a good one! nt