Anyone up for a quick game of Calvinball?

[Wonk]

http://www.alloftheabove.net/cahr/calvinball/rules_of_calvinball.htm

Other kids games are all such a bore!
They gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
Calvinball is better by far!
It's never the same!Ê It's always bizarre.
You don't need a team or a referee!
You know that it's great, 'cause its named after me!
If you wanna...

I can tell that you're reading this (really, I can ;-) ), so, let the game begin! TAG! You're it!

[jenk]

1. I'm in the bag-flag zone!

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. I touched you!

That means you have to jump up and down on one foot!

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. The score is still 42 to Q, though!

I'm winning!

[jenk]

5. The Dictator for Life does not have to jump up and down on one foot

but you have to sing the G.R.O.S.S national anthem.

[Wonk]

4. Did you pass through wicket five to get there?

If not, then you'll have to jump on one foot until you leave it, or else give notawol your extra mask instead!

[ornotna]

6. Sorry, I can't play

I didn't bring a mask with me. :cry:

[Wonk]

7. I run to the middle of the field and blow a whistle. Everything pauses.

Penalty to Wonk for impersonating a referee!

Wonk must now spend five minutes summersaulting around the outside of the red zone.

On with the game!

*tweet*

[dweller]

8. From the 'Corollary Zone'

i declare all your points are now mine, and i'm giving the next player a free
:kick:

dp

edit: what's the score again?

[Aristus]

9. You didn't touch the secret base.

And I can't tell you, it's a secret. :-)

[dweller]

10. is the game over?

or just the end of the octillion?

if so, i plant my

and declare a victory for us all!

rematch?

dp

[Wonk]

11. Yay! We won!

(this round...)



:bounce:

[7th_Sephiroth]

12. next game

*kicks a baseball into the sky and hits it with a tennis raquet into the face of GOP card board cut outs*

[Wonk]

13. I'm not going after that... now we need another ball.

*drops a soccer ball and passes it over using a croquet mallet*

[dweller]

14. Seven!!!

a three pointer!!

your ball, but we are now entering the Slow Motion Zone. . . .

dp