Is "fondue poisoning" a valid excuse to cancel a date?

[HEyHEY]

?
EDIT: That's the excuse I was given today

[yvr girl]

1. You can NOT get out of our date tonight

I need my boy-toy fix.

[HEyHEY]

3. Haha, I'm already out of it... fondue poisoning has affected my

personal life

[yvr girl]

4. I don't think I want to know anymore details

:scared:

[AKPacker]

2. I'll give you this

That is original!

[GirlinContempt]

5. I'm gonna need a Drs note

[HEyHEY]

7. ha! I'll remember that for next time

[Blue-Jay]

6. People still eat fondue?

Are you sure that wasn't a euphemism of some sort?

[HEyHEY]

9. That she hates my guts?

I knew I shouldn't have made all those perverted comments.

Edit: No, I should have

[Blue-Jay]

12. You know what you should do?

Show up at her place with a get well card, a DVD of Dead Alive, and a large order of nachos. No woman can resist that kind of loving attention.

[HEyHEY]

14. And mention I brought a penile thermometer

girls love that kinda sweet talk

[Blue-Jay]

16. Well, yes. The penile thermometer was implied.

[progmom]

8. lame

but then again...it's so lame maybe it's legit. :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

10. Plus she asked me out

I can't see why she'd do that then come up with that excuse

[progmom]

11. then my advice....

...is give it a few days and follow up with another invite. sounds like she's interested....and I bet she really is sick.

[HEyHEY]

13. Hey, if she's interested in me, she IS sick

[progmom]

15. oh stop, silly

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. Is she Swiss, or just neutral toward you?

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

18. Bwahahaha

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

19. Meh

I prefer facist women anyway

[JVS]

20. Fodue is delicious, it does not poison you!

[HEyHEY]

22. That's what I said, we got into a fight

[Carni]

35. Hey if it was restaurant fondue it could indeed be true

Depends (excuse the pun)...was this meat related fondue?

Cheese?

What?

Bad oil (like used to do meat fondue) could most definitely wreak havoc!

[Fox Mulder]

21. I'd use it.

In fact, I'm writing that excuse down right now. :D

[tigereye]

23. I always think I've heard everything until I read your posts

:rofl:

I thought for a mo that it was your excuse.

[HEyHEY]

24. Nope! I never woulda thought of that

Frankly, I have a new found respect for her.

ANd I'm glad I don't have to go now :hide:

[tigereye]

25. maybe a tour of a local ER should be the next date

:D

[HEyHEY]

26. Or a tour of the police station for a polygraph

She's a LIAR! ;-)

[tyedyeto]

29. The traditional polygraph test is behind the times

Have her take the technologically advanced brain scan:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4051211.stm

"since those adept at lying can learn how to cheat the polygraph test."

[Redstone]

27. Ahem. I think she's trying to tell you something,

and it ain't about fondue.

Redstone

[swag]

28. Imagine the bacterial possibilities of fondue.

[HEyHEY]

30. Yikes, you're right, I'm glad she canceled

I question the hygiene of this lady suitor now.. thanks for the heads up!

[swag]

31. Right.

You don't want to be dipped into that kind of cheese.

[HEyHEY]

32. Okay, dinner is ruined

[Deja Q]

33. Only if she wasn't fond of you!

:rofl:

Bad joke, please forgive me...

:spank: Thought not. :)

[HEyHEY]

34. .....

:-)

[pitohui]

36. you've been blown off dude

on to the next

[HEyHEY]

37. Yeah!

Thank god!

Though, it's strange a girl would ask me out, then cancel... hmm... guess she found out what a heartbreaker I am.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

38. (trying to decide if this is worse than "had to wash my dog's hair")

[HEyHEY]

39. haha