Wanna know what else I don't get? Women's shoes

[Oeditpus Rex]

"Hey, let's make our feet look like skis!"



:wtf:



(Edited thread title to make it less vague.)

[Jara sang]

1. .

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[AKPacker]

3. Isn't that

a little extreme for a Sunday afternoon? God where is the vodka when you need it?

:puke: :puke:

[Ally McLesbian]

5. The last thing I needed...

... a ghastly image of a skinny tranny plagiarist.

Back to the topic, pointy shoes are beyond me too. If I wear heels, they are always square-toed, thick heels, and at most 2" or less.

[flvegan]

9. You have the best screenname.

Just wanted to say that.

[AKPacker]

12. Thanks

I have always been curious about yours????

[flvegan]

16. Mine?

Well, I'm in Florida (fl) and I'm a vegan (vegan).

I know, it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, but all the good ones that I wanted were taken when I signed up.

[AKPacker]

22. That works

for me...:thumbsup: Now I know!

[Ally McLesbian]

30. Thanks :) nt

[trof]

6. The Bulemia/Anorexia Poster Child

[skygazer]

2. I have an admitted shoe fetish

But I hate, hate, HATE that look - the long, pointy toe thing. Freaky and wierd and half the time you can see the person's toes which means there's either a very long empty part or they have really long toes.

Bad look - I wonder whose dumb idea that one was.

[meow2u3]

21. When I was a kid, we used to call those pointy-toed shoes

Roach killers, or cockroach stompers! One kid cracked me up when she stomped on the corner of the floor in search of phantom roaches to squash.


:rofl:

[NV Whino]

4. Those rdiculous shoes

are usually designed by men.

[tyedyeto]

7. Not all women adore those type of shoes

Many are more down to earth about their feet



or my fav winter shoe

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. My dear Oeditpus Rex!

This woman has NEVER liked those sorts of shoes......EVAH!

Sensible, comfortable, supportive, waterproof.....sounds like a good man!

Well, maybe not the waterproof part....:rofl:

[flvegan]

11. Funny, comparing shoes to a good man, my dear CaliforniaPeggy

as shoes come in many sizes. With varying widths, and sizes (for men) from 9 to 12 and up, I can see how the comparison is made.

Gosh, I just posted an innuendo-laden response to CaliforniaPeggy. Surely, I'm going to hell.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Allow me to be somewhat less innuendo-laden than you......

My dear flvegan......

If you're going to hell, then I want to go there too!

But I don't think you are......you are such a sweet guy, that you'll never qualify for it......

:loveya: :hug: :yourock:

[Deja Q]

10. I don't get 'em either. I'm a man... they wouldn't fit. Too small;

I've big feet... I'm not a CD anyway, not that there's anything wrong with that... :D

[LeftyMom]

13. I wouldn't be caught dead in shoes like that

I have huge feet, the last thing I need is pointy toes to make them look longer or flashy patterns to draw attention.

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Yeah, that would explain this

:rofl: :hug:

[LeftyMom]

18. Those don't make my feet look big!

They make my feet look deadly! :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. 'We'd better not risk another lower assault

Those feet are dynamite!"

"Would it help to confuse them if we ran away some more?"

"Oh, shut up and go and change your armour."



(Cut to scene, "The Holy Hand Grenade of Birkenstock.")

[flvegan]

25. "Holy Hand Grenade of Birkenstock"

Yes! Best shoe post EVER!!!!!

[flvegan]

19. Pointy toes might draw attention away from other "pointy" parts

when you choose to post pics of you sans bra. Not that any of us would notice shoes in those pics.

Ohhhh, that one's in the upper decks. 'Scuse me, I gotta go touch all four bases...

[LeftyMom]

20. Hey, you remember the thing we were talking about the other night?

I found one in my size. :)

[flvegan]

24. You should consider yourself lucky if the other likeminded fellas

don't have a field day with this post of yours.

Hell, I'm considering a new thread...no, a poll of what "the thing" is.

"What 'thing' did LeftyMom finally find 'in her size'?" Oh, the choices I'd have...

[LeftyMom]

26. I should spill it before this gets perverted

We were talking about bras that open in the front. I got one at target. :) It's purple and really cute. :bounce: :bounce:

[flvegan]

27. And I'll bet I can open it

with just three fingers. I'm a pro with those front opening ones. Care to make an honest man out of me????

Shit, I'm threadjacking again. Sorry.

[LeftyMom]

28. My fault

Sorry. :blush:

[friesianrider]

17. I love shoes like that.

:shrug:

I'd never wear the snakeskin pattern, but I often wear shoes similar to those.

[Reciprocity]

29. Hey if the shoe fits wear it.

[Jade Fox]

31. I don't get them either....

and I'm a women.

I have never owned or worn a pair of spike heels, like your picture, in my life. I'd probably break a leg trying to walk in them. And for my money, they're ugly.

[pitohui]

32. two more inches on that heel and they'd be my shoes

oh here's more my speed: